Give me 25 comments: The Smartest Man on Earth Edition.
Gant tommy
What's up boys and girls? It's me Gant Tommy and I come to your monitors with the dual purpose of garnering 25 comments and wasting your time with my thoughts on the CP election.
First I want to provide context from my position as a marginally attached energy bar hoarding asexual denizen of the e-world. From my snails-eye-view the strengths and weaknesses of the candidates can be summarized as such.
Ctuhlu: Has a tendency to post in all caps (pretty funny). May or may not have cared about this game at one point
Hcmadman: A pretty nice guy who seems to genuinely care.
Chickensguys: Unironic meme-ing hard who has derped his way into positions of power. Occasionally funny, routinely chaotic.
Now, as is to be expected in a game where a majority of the people who play the game wish they didn't play the game old man chickensguys was elected. While it's easy to see the election of a mouth-breathing, barrel chested, sweaty young adult who's humor never was able to break the wall dividing 2016 from 2019 (yes i'm implying chickens guys is stuck on december 30 2019)it's also important to make the best of the situation.
Put simply chickensguys is incapable and unwilling of being a competent president. However chickensguys is totally capable of being a hilarious mass of uninhibited chaos and entertainment.
Therefore, I plead to Our Glorious Leader Chickensguys: Please ruin the entire world and make decisions predicated entirely on their entertainment value. Don't attempt to make any coherent decisions. Finally after years of orbiting power players in this game you've somehow stumbled into a position of power. Don't waste the power by trying to legitimize yourself in the eyes of the players you spent 8 years groveling for. Do what you've always wanted to do and let the world burn.
Hey please comment.
Author Note: I don't actually know CG that well.
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LOL
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Comment. This article is in late anyway.
Maybe chickenguys is Trump's erepublik account? too many similarities
At least CG is a big supporter of Trump and we all know who is the biggest Trump supporter. 😉
Not sure if I agree with your analysis, but here is a comment.
I’m not even sure what my analysis
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Bullshevik poorpaganda!
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Commenting on the condition that you don't stop writing after the mission.
gratuitous comment and i agree with the part about hcmadman.
Vote!
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just another comment
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I am 13th unique commenter, you are welcome !
Please help me too to get 25 comments on this below one.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/what-to-do-with-these-grrrr--2705494/1/20
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So Chicken Guys is stuck in he future? 😉
I have both good and bad experience with him.
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JAFC. o>
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At least CG is trying to make eUSA happy again.
Happy players are the main ingredient for the success of a country.
I thoroughly enjoyed this. Here's a comment for you 😉
Good read.