Join the new world

The bigger countries are having long queues of applicants for citizensip. I read a lot of citizenship applications, and today I have selected pending citizenship requests from Hungary, UK and Indonesia. All the names and requests are real, but since this is a public information, I see no problem to use them in my article.
For the sake of fun I put myself in the position of an ordinary burocrat of each country and I wrote imaginary anwers to the funniest applicants.

Here it comes:

HUNGARY

RedDragonWPG (Poor Canadian1)
-I am a Canadian stuck in Manitoba, the provice that keeps getting conquered. I want to be a Canadian again!!!
-Hungarian Burocrat’s answer: For Canadian citizenship request, please turn to Canadian authorities!

Graytr (Poor Canadian2…and there are many other like him)
-Just make me a citizen. I'm getting so confused. Canada was taken over by France and I became its citizen, then it got taken over by Great Britain so I got that citizenship, and THEN it got taken over by you. I need your citizenship. I could be able to join a party then and do important things in this world
-Hungarian Burocrat’s answer: okokok…I try to follow you, so who has conquered you?

Great Whiskey (German player)
-Cannot move home to germany, because hungary and germany in war. I cant buy food, have only 1 food in my inventory. i send a request for hungarian citizienship or "asyl".
-Hungarian Burocrat’s answer: Hungary’s war with Germany is a technical one. You can move to Germany by changing flight in a nearby neutral country, say Peru. Or just send a PM to Gobba. Do not ask „asyl”! Germany is a free democracy now! At least some parts of it.

Nikola Djinic (Serbian, having unique humor, being bored)
-Please, give me that shit... I need it so much! People in Serbia are counting on me! I will serve Hungary for many centuries. I don't have bread to eat in Sebia. I have seven children to feed. My wife is dead. Can my children come, as well? I will fight every day, and I will work every day, and I will train every day, and I will do laundry every day, and I will do homework every day. Thank you very much! Kiss 😘
-Hungarian Burocrat’s answer: We have double checked. Serbia is still counting on you.

Gelger (a Hungarian, who forgot himself in Portugal)
-Please type in a short description why you are applying for citizenship. Your explanation must be at least 50 characters and no more than 500. Megvannak a portugálok nélkülem is. (Portugal is gonna be pretty OK without me).
-Hungarian Burocrat’s answer: Mi is megvagyunk nélküled (We are also doing fine without U)

UK

Bismark (Romanian in UK)
-I'm a great cook and I have beautiful eyes. I also enjoy explosions and torturing animals. Plus, I'm not Irish and that is a quality in itself.
-UK Burocrat’s answer: OK, you are a Romanian tank, but your arguments make you welcomed.

INDONESIA

Zamparder (Latvian)
-I want to be a member of Java island. Therefore please accept my citizenship...
-Indonesian Burocrat’s answer: Come back, when Java will be independent republic!

iMatty (Probably Hungarian)
-Because if i live here, i dont really wanna feel like an immagrant, accept me or not, pfft, i could care less, but i'd enjoy the luxury of being a citizen.
-Indonesian Burocrat’s answer: You ARE already a citizen! A Hungarian one.

aksentije (Serbian)
-Please, can you give me Indonesian citizenship. I came from Serbia to work here, to fight and also I would like to help in case someone wants to make a TO of your country. Thank you aksentije
-Indonesian Burocrat’s answer: Man, you read too many history books.

2uloveflowers (Estonian, with USA citizensip)
-Hello .. ei tegelt mis "Hello" .. tahaks siis saada eesti kodanikuks .. kes elab välismaal .. Elagu eesti 😃
-Indonesian Burocrat’s answer: Jika anda berkata demikian (="If you say so" in Indonesian)

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