Excuse Me, Can I see your Receipt?
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by Rolo Tahmasee
In the latest instalment of the rag known as Dungeons Derp, Chief Derp Chance Harrison made the statement "I could show a bunch of screenshots but they will be dismissed" which he claims many many victories in battles over the 69. Below is a comprehensive list of battles over the past 30 days where 1 of us has finished in 1st, winning the BH or SH, and the other in 2nd. Vexing Harrison posts an embarrassing win percentage of 22% (6 out of 27 battles), and most of which against a Wing Commander, his only "Chance" for victories appears to be preying on the weak, The Chaos comes up VERY VERY short against the Big Dogs
Total Record against the 69 in the past 30 days - 6-26
Rolo's Record - 14-0
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/606257/0/fighterStatistics
Round 3 Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/605207/0/fighterStatistics
Round 2 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/603071/0/fighterStatistics
Round 5 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/602820/0/fighterStatistics
Round 5 Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/602820/0/fighterStatistics
Round 9 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/601928/0/fighterStatistics
Round 9 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/601656/0/fighterStatistics
Round 3 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/601126/0/fighterStatistics
Round 4 Ground - DOUBLE SNIPE
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/601126/0/fighterStatistics
Round 4 Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/600211/0/fighterStatistics
Round 3 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/600012/0/fighterStatistics
Round 6 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/599681/0/fighterStatistics
Round 3 Ground
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/607540/0/fighterStatistics
Round 3 Ground
Rylde's Record (6-2)
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/606255/0/fighterStatistics
Round 11 Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/605163/0/fighterStatistics
Round 3 Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/599681/0/fighterStatistics
Round 9 Air - DOUBLE SNIPE
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/604196/0/fighterStatistics
Round 13 Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/606309/0/fighterStatistics
Round 1 Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/604803/0/fighterStatistics
Round 6 Air - LOSS
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/604415/0/fighterStatistics
Round 3 Air - LOSS
Lady Mormont's record (1-4) (Also a Wing Commander)
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/600453/0/fighterStatistics
Round 8 - Air
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/606309/0/fighterStatistics
Round 7 Air - LOSS
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/605917/0/fighterStatistics
Round 11 Air - LOSS
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/605917/0/fighterStatistics
Round 1 Air - LOSS
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/604284/0/fighterStatistics
Round 11 Air - LOSS
Chancing Chaos will claim none of this matters, he's only in it for the True Patriot or Protector Points or some other crap. (Imagine playing for only that?) Is he hoping one day to impress his step son with his super high ranked avatar guy on a dying game? LOLSADFACE
It's the end of the month, and in most places rent is due. However, the 69 doesn't pay any rent to Chance, we live in his head for FREE
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Here's those facts he keeps droning on aboot lmao!!!
Missing a bit o' facts there dude. None of this is head to head. I just fathered a child a moved our entire home and started a new job. 0 excuses. All facts. Bravo for the pixels.
"Fathered a Child" is stretching the truth just a little bit, isn't it Chance? Be the guy that rocks the "I'm not the Step Dad, I'm the Dad that Stepped Up" T-Shirt though
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Whether it be with little boys or girls.
Let me check those links. Oh wait..... I almost forgot... No one else cares.
Nah the man of the hour cares or else he wouldnt be writing about it. No one cares that you dont care take that zing.
it puts my heart at ease knowing this muffin doesnt care
This is so cute. No life confirmed. I have all the receipts. The fact you have to resort to changing names to things as I've done yours shows your low intellect level. This is fking hilarious. Thank you clown for the laugh.
"changing names to things as I've done yours" - Google Translate?
Rent free... Trolololololololo ya'll have paid plenty of rent. Ask Foxy and Baby Bear. Just because you're better at hiding doesn't mean your uppance won't come. Once a cuck, always a cuck.
Baby Bear is 2/10. Nice try.
Last 30 days Chump, or can't you read? - Lets see your reciepts
Receipts*
Best you got?
I said I had a baby, moved and started a new job. You catch crumbs while I sleep. You have 0 life. The fact that a 10 minute article gets this reaction is priceless 🤣 🤡
Puck had the baby, You had to leave town and start a new job because of the rumours and drama when you should have just got a DNA test and changed the locks... But Simps gonna Simp
Like I said, you're a special kind of stupid.
14-0 https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/607540/0/fighterStatistics
Article Adjusted to account for recent victory
https://prnt.sc/dXMQl5zDaZne
Keep the change ya filthy animal. 🤡