dun dun dun THE ZAPHODS ARE IN TOWN
Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
That's right folks, you've heard of the Tonys, the Oscars, the Emmys; well now there is a brand new eUK themed monthly awards honouring our dysfunctional populace. The Zealous Awards that are not Pretentiously Honouring Our Dastardly Sex-God (or Zaphods for short) are a great chance to have some lulz and hopefully liven up this barren media. More importantly they are directly in opposition to the snooze-fest which is the honours system.
There are two types of awards on offer. The community awards - nominated and voted on by you, the disgusting general public, and the lolwut awards which are entirely decided by me and are infinitely more important. Let me describe to you what each community award entails.
Best Journalist - simple really, whoever you think consistently writes the best articles.
Craziest Tank - not just the biggest hitter, but the kind of guy who will randomly hit 300mil for South Africa or refuse to hit on a Sunday. The more unreliable and downright odd, the better.
Most Value-for-money Politician - in an age where congress just vote how they are told to vote and countless promises go ignored in CP terms, who is the politician you can count on to give an thought-out and useful contribution to society?
Greatest Immigrant - the eUK is a diverse place. Who is our best signing to the country? (Note: they can either be someone who does not live in the UK in real life or someone who has immigrated from another erep nation).
Most Blatant Multiier - when it's just so obvious it hurts...
Most Lovable Pumpkin - that guy/gal everyone loves and just wants to take home to meet mother and eat toasted marshmallows at the hearth.
Greatest Zinger - the person who always has the best put-downs and one-liners at hand to destroy many an argument.
Most Tedious Commenter - when you see them comment on an article you automatically skip/fall asleep/want to harm yourself.
Most Erotic Player - the person who makes your ovaries and gentlemen's excuse me twitch like a hyperactive squirrel at the very mention of their name.
Most Loved Oversees Player - not an euk citizen, but someone who we all love and want in the euk immidiately.
You can nominate candidates for any of these ten awards here. Nominating will last two days after which I will choose three candidates for each category to vote on. It won't necessarily be the three with the most nominations - convincing arguments will also be taken into account. I will then open a vote - the winner is simply the person with the most votes.
SO
WHAT CHU WAITING FOR?
GET NOMINATING!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!1! ! !
EDIT:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1GlDLLyAJY43Wb6rzRan10AT_MFTmDklnkxCulxXIfM0/viewform - nominate here, I will still accept responses in comments though
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Comments
Basically I will win all of these.
I nominate this for most tedious comment.
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"Craziest Tank - not just the biggest hitter, but the kind of guy who will randomly hit 300mil for South Africa or refuse to hit on a Sunday. The more unreliable and downright odd, the better. "
Sir Stupid Genius,
eh, he's gone to serbia.
i will nominate henry then.
Most Lovable Pumpkin - Elle Roslin
Greatest Zinger - WayneKerr (also Sexagenarian for his unabashedly blunt common sense statements)
Most Erotic Player - Lauren Taylor
Most Loved Oversees Player - Arrlo
I nominate zaphod, for best commie and best ideas person
I like your style.
wait i forgot to put this: 😛, 😛
wait, you need to add more community awards.
God of multies ~ the person who has hundred of multies.
Vote buyer VIP ~ the person who loves to buy votes everytime he makes an article
Grammar problems ~ the person who loves to use wrong grammar
Hode Master ~ the person who acts girly, nicely in erep but in real live he's guy
God of multies is already kind of there.
BA for the second one.
Com Dap for Third
Invalidation for final.
Guys, I would like to remind you that I am oversees now.
So, go on: you know you want to.
Also, needs more "Best Goat Mascot"
Nominate Kevin the ESO Trivia Goat for Best Goat mascot.
Dapper for most loved overseas player
best politician - me (obviously)
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best journalist - mick cain
Most loved overseas player - The Baron Samedi
Best Journalist - CptChazBeard...
Craziest Tank - DC's very own FragUK...
Most Value-for-money Politician - Me
Greatest Immigrant - Leo Balzac
Most Blatant Multiier - BigAnt
Most Lovable Pumpkin - MWC
Greatest Zinger - Me
Most Tedious Commenter - New Era
Most Erotic Player - Richard Feist
Most Loved Oversees Player - Pat Harper
awwww snuchums
gotta give most lovable pumpkin to horice though
Horice wins the 'Horice Award for being Totally Awesome...'
Best journalist - johnobrow
Best Journalist - CptChazbeard easily
Craziest Tank - Sir Stupid Guy just for that article where he demanded praise and gratitude for his efforts.
Most Value-for-money Politician - Huey George
Greatest Immigrant - Mittekemuis!
Most Blatant Multiier - Me, I am in fact BA, Goku, Talon Kardde and Zaphod himself
Most Lovable Pumpkin -Elle Roslin
Greatest Zinger - Wayne
Most Tedious Commenter - Mr Dapper
Most Erotic Player - Zaphod obviously
Most erotic player- Robalbinio
Most tedious commentator- Pfieffer
Most loveable pumpkin- CottonPicken
Most valued politician- Sean the Scot