Double Life Parody
lancer450
Hello dear eRepublikans,
For two years, I’ve lived a double life. In the day I go to school – sit in traffic, roll up my sleeves with the hoi polloi.
But at night, I live a life of exhilaration of missed heartbeats and adrenalin.
And, if the truth be known, a life of dubious virtue. I won’t deny it – I’ve been engaged in violence, even indulged in it. I’ve maimed and killed adversaries, and not merely in self-defence.
I’ve exhibited disregard for life, limb, and property, and savoured every moment.
You may not think it, to look of me but I have commanded armies.
I’ve set morality aside, I have no regrets. For though I’ve led a double life, at least I can say – I’ve lived.
Do not underestimate the power of eRepublik.
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lol voted
also 1st
voted 🙂
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Epic! Voted!
Voted ; )
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cute😁 voted!
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Votedovski
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V & S - love the badass squirrel pics 😃
VOTED FOR THE SQUIRRELS \O/
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I liked the bits with squirrels
This kid is nuts.
Ahhh you took my squirrels 😨
votado lancer, take care mate
And this is why I love you 😛
awesome
Great voted
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voted : nice pictures
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Good to hear from you Lancer, hope you're doing ok.
Nice article lol
LMAO
lol o7
Lol
Cute. I bet he has an army of stuffed squirrels.
Hahaha I love the last picture xD
squirrels Rules
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Something is wrong with this picture. Where are all the bikini squirrels? You better not be a pooftah, Lancer450.