DoD Orders (Day 1,358): Virginia - Afternoon Edition
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
Today's White House Press Release: War and Diplomacy
If you are deployed in the United States or are mobile fight for the USA in Aquitaine!
If you are deployed in Poland-occupied America fight for the Resistance in Tennessee !
If you are deployed to Spanish-occupied America fight for the Resistance in Indiana!
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!
Can't read the image above? Click it to enlarge!
Signed,
Cerb
President of the United States of America
Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense
DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF?
Protip: all images below are also links
Join a military unit:
Other newspapers to rea
😛
Comments
Sjohn is Great,
And so is America
o7
o7
o7
o7
FOR THE VATERLAND!
o7
o7
voted
voted o7
citizens deployed to Spanish-occupied America fight for the Resistance in Tenneese
Virginia has lost. When is the next NE battle ?
o7
What's up with french RW in Aquitaine?
07
Every one of these battles are over.
Could be time for a new issue?
Shh you're all so demanding.
Voted MI
Vote😛)
citizens deployed to Spanish-occupied America fight for the Resistance in Tenneese
inb4MIeatsallthepie!
Voted, MI
H︀e︀l︀l︀o︀ ︀:︀)︀ ︀I︀'︀m︀ ︀l︀o︀o︀k︀i︀n︀g︀ ︀f︀o︀r︀ ︀v︀u︀l︀g︀a︀r︀ ︀a︀n︀d︀ ︀s︀e︀x︀y︀ ︀m︀a︀n︀;︀)︀ ︀D︀o︀ ︀y︀o︀u︀ ︀w︀a︀n︀t︀ ︀t︀o︀ ︀h︀a︀v︀e︀ ︀s︀e︀x︀ ︀o︀n︀ ︀t︀h︀e︀ ︀w︀e︀b︀c︀a︀m︀?︀ ︀W︀r︀i︀t︀e︀ ︀t︀o︀ ︀m︀e︀ ︀h︀e︀r︀e︀:︀ https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=%6e%61%6b%65%64%2d%67%69%72%6c%73%2e%6f%6e%6c%69%6e%65%2f%6b%6b%2f%78%6b%44%57%43%39%3f%73%6f%75%72%63%65%3d%65%72%65%70%75%62%6c%69%6b%26%61%64%5f%63%61%6d%70%61%69%67%6e%5f%69%64%3d1838890