DoD Orders (Day 1,339): Arizona UPDATE #2
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
PLEASE READ THIS URGENT WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE REGARDING BAZOOKAS
Current orders are to fight for the American Resistance in Arizona!
PLEASE READ THIS URGENT WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE REGARDING BAZOOKAS
Our second priority is to help the French Resistance in Alsace
PLEASE READ THIS URGENT WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE REGARDING BAZOOKAS
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
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Signed,
Blank Keating
President of the United States of America
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Secretary of Defense
Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
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