DoD Orders (Day 1,337): Newfoundland and Labrador - UPDATE #3

Day 1,337, 06:41 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of Defense

My Fellow Americans,

Deploy to the United Kingdom to support our Canadian Bros and fight for The Resistance in Newfoundland and Labrador!







Second priority is to deploy to Hungary and fight for The Resistance in the Arizona!







If you cannot, or do not want to, move support our INCI Allies and fight for Cyprus in the Aegean Islands!

If you are on IRC and have a strength of 2,000 of higher, go to #owls or #inci.international for supplies.






DO NOT FIGHT IN WYOMING!

IF YOU DO FIGHT IN THAT BATTLE, FIGHT AGAINST THE UNITED STATES!






Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

Arm America is providing free food! http://tinyurl.com/3nz25gu








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Signed,

Blank Keating
President of the United States of America

Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense

Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff


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