Dirty Hungarian Tactics Will Surely Backfire....

Day 598, 13:48 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jim Timber

As you are aware, Hungary attacked the land of Scotland around 2 hours ago (7ish..).

Red Rag Read can exclusively reveal that Hungarian military chiefs are cursing there poor planning in this, their latest assault. Let us assess the obvious faults.

Mistake 1

Attacking Scotland. There are savages in that land that even the NI'ish are scared of. Their man wear skirts, the women wear beards.


Mistake 2

Attacking Scotland on a Friday. Yes, most countries populations would be on the commute home at the time of the attack, caught with their pants down so to speak. But not Scotland. With rabid illnesses and generations of unemployment, the Scots were in their bunkers preparing for Friday night.


Mistake 3

Attacking Scotland on a Friday night. Glasgow On A Friday Night vs. Hungary? Only one winner really. With a national drink that other nations use for petrol and a angry, angry nation simmering for a ruck, Scotland is the last place you need to be when the sun goes down.


Hungary? Have a deep-fried Mars Bar on us 😉