Dear Indonesia...

Day 3,300, 16:07 Published in USA USA by fingerguns


Oh my darling loyal subjects...I see what you did there. I see how hard you fought and how much you spent to come to me. Believe me, I am flattered. I love each and every one of you. As peasants go, you’re my favorite.

How cruel it must seem to get a taste of sweet, sweet America… to touch the motherland… to be so close to your Queen... knowing you will soon have to leave.

Please do not despair, my loves. It won’t be much longer now. Soon that evil alliance will be purged from your population and Indonesia will be reclaimed as a great American colony.

Be strong. Things are going to get rough. I know you only dropped in to see me, but we cannot abide insurgent garbage stinking up our shores. There’s just no way to get that smell out except with fire.


Your royal highness,

Queen of Indonesia

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