curious case of darkness
Dio Maximus
Or.
Debunking the evil dark empire myth.
For over a year in Argentina, the most commonly used theme surrounding foreign policy is this:
Artistic depiction
This however isn't anything new or fresh, as Chile has used that ''Evil Serbs hurr durr'' stuff for a couple of years already. It is getting tiresome truly. I'm not sure who is the ''patient zero'' of this grotesque disease, but I've been seeing Yosemite Sam and VyC Arg for the better part of the previous year spreading it successfully in Chile and Argentina.
While it's an obvious inferiority complex, it is curable, and there is no reason to infect your entire countries with the disease.
Unfortunately this should have been done sooner, but we have our own degeneracy problems in Asteria & friends too. Lot of people are watching disgusting anime and don't bother writing articles. Disgusting degenerates.
In any case, let's start. Barriga Verde, one of the better Arg journalists and probably the only one left wrote an article making an analogy that Serbia is Rome/Roman empire and that everyone in Orion and Asteria (-evil empire Romania) + Spain, Bulgaria, Macedonia are colonized and are puppets.
I came out of self imposed retirement and retook position of Imperial Consu... Prime Minister only to debunk this.
Argentina - victim of Operation ''Remove chocolate factory of one German guy hiding in Argentina''
To avoid going into detailed history of the problem, I'll try to keep it relatively brief.
Last year, Argentina clashed with Hungary in Germany over some colonies. Serbia honoring it's old historic friendship with Hungary and it's alliance with Argentina remains neutral and tries to de-escalate the situation. Lord Turkbro doesn't like it[1], but things remain status quo for the time being.
Couple of months pass, Argentina launches an airstrike on Macedonia, without any reason to do it, except suck up to Greek goldbeasts. Airstrike ultimately fails.
Obviously evil Serbia's fault again. Even though a crapload of our players tanked like hell, and Takimanija was even campaign hero i think or someone else.
Truth to be told, more support might have been provided, but internal politics in Serbia took it's toll on the foreign policies, and a big chunk of our own firepower in Serbia was preoccupied with fighting each other in the comments then paying attention to the outside world. Serbian also went scared their political opponents would benefit from their loss in a Turkish RW and held CoTD while the airstrike was ongoing.
Two small mistakes on our part, but honestly I must ask does anyone actually here think, that if you launch an airstrike without consulting and planning the details with your HQ and allies, Serbia should win this airstrike for you?
Also famed Arg tanks were suspiciously somewhat held back from the airstrike battle, so this much more looked like a elaborate scheme to provide excuse to actually leave the alliance.
Which came soon afterwards, but unfortunately failed in a ridiculous manner. Out of the game, vote passed, ingame it failed. They were in the alliance for another 15 days, but at least Toxic Turks boy band (Sex on Fire, Vyc Arg, Panic Show and other crybabies) had to implement dictatorship and show rest of the world what kind of failures they are, which they continue to prove by getting entire South America erased.
Essentially, Asteria was at this point relatively lethargic alliance and people who held it together were pretty much tired as they did it for over a year without any outside help. Enter esteemed previously mentioned Consul.
The democratic government of ddelacqua, balkvolt, nkt5000 and couple of others proved to be trustworthy and these guys are in the essence good people. We made plans with them how to help Argentina, as it's worries were resources something interesting to do for the community, like war somewhere. Plans were made with them, but not implemented with dictatorship of Panic Show.
What was especially interesting is, that losing colonies in Germany was used by the Argentina Pucara/Torino crew to ''prove'' that the democratic government needed to be replaced as it was incompetent and didn't put up a vote to leave Asteria immediately.
Colonies in Germany were RW'd by Croats and Adriatica while a troll Natural Enemy law was proposed in Argentina congress by someone from Pucara/Torino to block the government from avoiding being kicked out of Germany.
Sabotaging your own country for personal gain and pure megalomania sounds a bit like treason.
Funnily in a moment of personal stupidity, I even told someone to contact the dictatorship guys, to see if we could work something out, and keep Argentina in the alliance. But it was obvious they had their own plans.
Some people inside Asteria while the coup was taking place even advocated to intervene militarily and send our own armies to defend democracy but we declined to do that and proclaimed neutrality. Even more ridiculous was that the coup was pretty close and the democratic government held out pretty well, so the morally impeccable Vyc Arg had to bring in Croats, Turks Chileans and other random people to help his crew out in taking power.
prime minister of Turkey https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1892750
Alright, Argentina and her sideboob Brazil left, sad start for my Consulship of the evil ''Imperium'' but we can go around it. No one in Serbia gave a f..k about Argentina anymore, but oh well, when you are on top, small people with inferiority complexes tend to attempt to become famous by doing something stupid like sabotage.
Resource wars 2016: Panic Show, Sex on Fire and others from the gurgurbrigade constantly attempted to sabotage Serbia, without any actual reason other then to suck up to Croatia and Greece.
Where are your new friends Croats and Greeks now?
As i recall ancient times of 2014-2015, Argentina was deleted and left without congress for multiple months by Chile. Serbia and Romania went to South America to liberate Argentina. I think even Hungary chiped in and AS'd.
Where are Turks and Greeks? Croats failed with their airstrike, but at least tried.
It continued into the summer and autumn with constant tanking against us, formation of Syndicate, raising RW's in the middle of the night in Croatia on behalf of Croats by Argentina by the same 20-30 accounts, people.
Ordinary Arg player didn't really bother us and ignored our battles, never actually saw anyone else other then the turk lovers fighting much against us.
Let's jump to present day.
Argentina is deleted by Bulgaria. Entire South America is Asteria.
''horario nocturno''
I understand that it is easier to find a conspiracy as an excuse for your own bad failures. Sooner you guys admit, better for you and your mental state.
Simply you are looking for answers in the wrong place, and blaming wrong people and countries for things that you largely brought upon yourselves.
So the root of the bitching is in there.
[1]But got to love the picture at the end of the article, epic simply considering they signed MPP as soon as it was possible for Argentina. #brotherhoodoverdamagehood
Disclaimer:Also all of this was
with my own eyes and people from all around the world, so before i read something stupid in spanish in the comment section: piss off snowflakes.
Until then, we go full commando
back to (real one not greek one)vacation i go,
later ur sincerely consul maximvs
Comments
serbs did wtc
if you lose the elections will you retire the dictatorship. it might be lights out for you. Dio SmlDck
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You are homo
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Darkness they say.
the jews rachel
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Votado!
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Nice one Dio O/
thanks bruh o7
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Interesting to read, well done my friend o7
"Serbian also went scared their political opponents would benefit from their loss in a Turkish RW and held CoTD while the airstrike was ongoing."
Very simple lie that you continue to repeat and repeat from the start, believing that it will become the truth if you tell it 1000 times.
The real truth is that Asteria HQ didn't want to include legitimate Serbian diplomats, at the moment, in any form of serious discussion - they needed 5 days to make a simple circular message, for example. That's because they were puppets to Dictatorship regime in Serbia, which didn't want to allow any form of close connection between democratic Serbian gvt and Asteria HQ. That have resulted in Argentina notifying Serbian gvt about AS just few hours before it was started. Their excuse was that they made a deal with Dictatorship regime in Serbia about AS. None of the sides (Serbian dictatorship team, nor Argentinian gvt) thought about informing Serbian gvt would be a good idea. They thought that it would be good idea just to tell us to help few hours before the AS.
That's not the way how serious alliances work. But, obviously, Asteria is not serious alliance.
As the triple banned, triple impeached,national MU stealing, female abusing manchild tells us, it must be true.
In any case please don't spread your cancer here, being against me, current more qualified and more intelligent government and the Serbian Army who supports it is no reason to bash a pretty successful alliance regardless of your personal butthurt over being marginalized in Serbia by the military and the army headquarters.
That being said, get your head out of your butt and grow a pair of balls.
As I have said, simple liar who cannot discuss in any other way but making obvious lies and insults.
PS
I would really love to see you telling me all of those insults live. Be kind to choose a public place and time where you will do that. Just to see who has the balls grown.
You know my real name.
Literally years have passed of you making those veiled threats and not doing anything about it. The saddest thing is that I'm not the only one.
No one takes you seriously.
As i said, grow a pair of balls and find me.
Oh yes, I forgot that I am the chief of the secret Serbian police, so I can find you just by knowing your name. Cmon, be a man, choose a place and time, if I have already given you that honor. Just please don't talk about balls without courage to meet in personal with me.
PM me on facebook. You don't have to be chief of the police to find me and get raped in the process.
I don't need to see you in person that's the point lol. I consider you subhuman it is simple. Wasting time on a braindead moron is not my thing.
BUT.
You are the one making threats, so the balls in your court.
Message me on facebook, i'll be extremely glad to indulge you with my nasty insults even worse, and maybe we can even make a date so i can love you long time in the behind.
LOL, find me on FACEBOOK 😃 😃 😃
Thanks for making a clear proof that you are without balls. Pathetic troll with 50kg of weight and 0g of brain.
Send me a message. Why is it so hard?
You do realize that those 50kg and 0kg exist only in your wishfull thinking and that I could probably make you a new one.
Sex on Fire
That is sarcasm. But you don't understand, seems it didn't arrive in your village yet.
Why would I send you message on FB? 😃 I don't want to discuss with you online, I want to hear and see you telling all of these insults live. I don't know why is a problem to repeat that in live, public place.
I mean, I know... Chicken doesn't have balls, just eggs.
Then tell me when will you come over.
I can tell you that here, no need to connect on FB. Anything you would tell me there, you could tell me here. So, choose a time and a public place where you will grow some balls to tell me these insults live. You can inform me about your choice in PVT, no problem.
I'm waiting for you to say time and place Sanja
Steco pumpa u 12:30, na autoputu. Dodji ili ne pričaj više o mudima sa mnom.
gde ti je ta pumpa
Guglaj.
okej turcine
On the other hand, even if the thing that you said was true.
It just proves your complete incompetence in strategic and military matters.
Argentina probably launched a lulz airstrike, probably had some epic rounds in the battle, just for shi+s and giggles, so they could have a training war with Macedonia while the glorious and extremely smart strategist Strahinjic the Third defends a crucial Turkish resistance war.
No wonder Sorabija got dictatorship'd when he had Zulu and you giving him advice. Completely useless and self-indulgent idiots.
Bon voyage senorita
No point in discussing with you. When you act like a teenager in PMS and insult anyone who thinks differently than you. I have just commented so that foreigners don't buy your lies so easily.
>No point in discussing with you. When you act like a teenager in PMS and insult anyone who thinks differently than you.
Strange way to describe 90% of your existence in this game.
Have I insulted you now? Have I? When I posted the first comment?
Have you insulted me in your response in the first comment?
You cannot project your behavior on me...
You insulted me before numerous times.
2 months of not posting doesn't wipe the previous record. You made an enemy simply out of butthurt and pure spite, and enemy you got.
Go cry somewhere else please.
Argentina probably launched a lulz airstrike, probably had some epic rounds in the battle, just for shi+s and giggles, so they could have a training war with Macedonia while the glorious and extremely smart strategist Strahinjic the Third defends a crucial Turkish resistance war.
xd
you're a liar
Sex on Fire
That is sarcasm. But you don't understand, seems it didn't arrive in your village yet.
Well, that's you again that you talk about - cry baby 😃 You have started with insults first and started crying when I responded. The main difference between you and me is that I can always talk normally if the person,, to whom I talk to, is also having normal conversation. On the other side, you cannot tolerate other opinion, even when it has zero insults and malicious comments.
>The main difference between you and me is that I can always talk normally if the person,, to whom I talk to, is also having normal conversation. On the other side, you cannot tolerate other opinion, even when it has zero insults and malicious comments.
http://i.imgur.com/cB8tXPE.png
Screenshot that proves nothing.
You still stay pathetic troll who cannot give a simple normal answer on simple normal question, without need to insult the player to whom you write to.