Congressional Update
Muglack
Hello eCanada,
I'm writing this article so that you can all get caught up on what has happened in Congress V2 in the past 7 days.
Since it was our first meeting and we wanted to get as much done as possible we got down to work right away.
Don't let the picture fool you, there's not nearly that many of us but this picture was taken on "Bring your entire family and your neighbour's entire family to work Day"
The first order of business was to elect a Speaker. As we all know, Congress can't work without a Speaker. It is an essential part of the Congressional/Parlamentary process.
After 7 rounds of voting, and extremely hard foughts debate we eventually reached a Unaninmous vote of 2-0 for Wally.
Congratulations Mr. Cleaver. Serve your country well.
HELLO NURSE!
After the speaker selection was made we moved on to the next bit of business. Writing a Constitution. As the failure of a government body Congress V1 has shown, Constitutions and laws don't really work when they're overly complicated. So after hours of endless back and forth Congress V2 has solved the issue.
I give you eCanada's new constitution:
It's quick, easy and simple. It's everything a man needs in a woman, errr, Constitution
Next we tackled the biggest bane to the roleplay side of this game. The Supreme Court. People have known for years that as an institution the Supreme Court is completely useless, and while great on paper is completely without use in the day to day functioning of the game. So we have decided to abolish it, and replace it with a more standardized system.
You're fate's in their poo-flinging hands now
The last thing we dealt with this week was in resposne to something Congress V1 did. They have actually done something worthwhile and started a Mentor program. I applaud your efforts, even if the end result falls well short of the mark for being usefull.
Seeing Congress V1 fail again gave us an idea. Why not pick up where they inevitably always fall down. So taking advantage of the situation we quickly passed Legislation starting our own Mentor program.
Come my child. You too can learn the ways of the Dark side of the Force.
Thanks for taking the time to get caught up on the inner workings of your eCanadian government.
We'll see you against next Sunday!
Vote results for the past 7 days:
Speaker Election: Support Wally: Rolo, Muglack - Agaisnt Wally: None - Wally Abstains
Constitution Ratification: Support: Muglack - Against: Rolo / Speaker Breaks tie in Favor of Support
Supreme Court Reforms: Support: Rolo, Muglack - Against: None
Mentor Program: Support: Rolo - Against: Muglack / Speaker breaks tie in Favor of Support
Comments
I was a busy week, but at least we can say we made definite progress
looking forward to the weeks to come...
Absolutely. We get things done. No other eCanadian Congress can say that.
lol
How did we ever get things done in the past?
As Speaker of Congress v2, I vouch for the validity of this statement.
You are the Senate.
The newspaper title and picture are golden
Congress v2 FTW.
The comparisons between me and Nelson Mandela are endless Saltydog, so I thought it was fitting.
We're both persecuted by a biased court system.
We're both persecuted because we refuse to name names.
We're both Political Prisoners.
We're both victims of an unjust and morally corrupt Government.
The list goes on and on.
but you named names, and no one cared about the name you named.
Groovy
needs more shirtless men.