Congress for Jockson, trial for Dishmcds

Day 825, 12:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jack Jockson



citizens of United Kingdom,

it's that time in month again when Jockson's running for Congress for his second attempt. You didn't elect me last month when I promised you Gibraltar so no Mediteranean rock for you, but please try to get lucky this time.
Nothing much has changed in Jock's personal career since previous month. Earned me two medals, and am now returning from China where for a week I helped our friends digging for some cold iron. It was a hard work I can't tell you how much hard it is to work in a mine.
But I earned me enough money to buy me a nice automobile.


-peace, brothers-


Now, if by any chance you elect me, I might as well tell you how I'd vote on the current issues.

Hospitals. Oh, yes, hospitals. This program has already been set up. We'll obviously have to build some small hospitals in the countryside for our babies. I have nothing against this, and I'd vote for first quality hospitals. It strikes me somewhat odd that we shall be building this stuff, when it can be destroyed so easily. It's a risky investment and I don't approve it, but I'll vote for it for the babies sake. The rest of you grownups that don't obey the government when told that you should move to London, I'll tell you this. It is time to move to London to cast your vote.
You'll all need a London hospital, because although we are at peace now, government will enlist you all, that's what I heard, and send you to some places, not of your choice, to bleed for our allies in some bloody battles all over the bloody world that you don't really want to. You shouldn't worry about the fights though, because you are immortal, but you should protect London hospital as if it was a pupil of you eye, to remain immortal.

Now the next thing if Jockson gets to enter the Congress, it annoys me the most. I was born under this man's rule, and I have the most respect for this bloke. There isn't a man in the world that I respect more. But it is my duty to do this in the name of the people, democracy, and a principle.
Jockson has spoken about that already in forum, but the topic where we could discuss that matter further was locked, yes, the doors were shot in Downing Street, and I got a punch in a face too. People were sensitive about this matter, I really don't know why. He's got a lot of supporters and I reckon the Congress will do him no harm. But it's a matter of principle, democracy and free speech regardless of the outcome.

May I read my speech I prepared for a Congress then?




Yes, you heard me right. Dishmcsd must not be our head of state. He can be vice-president, he can be in foreign affairs, he can be deputy of MoD, our friend can take any department he wishes, but he can not be the Prime Minister for another mandate.
He and his congress supporters are burdening us with high taxes, and for what reason? It is our duty to try to cut them off power in the coming elections.

Dishmcds excels in many areas of governing this country, but he lacks courage and therefore can not be prime minister for the next mandate.

Jack Jockson repeats...

The man lost the war.
He got us all the hospitals destroyed.
He cowardly retreated from Denmark, Belgium and Normandy.
He gave away Scotland for peanuts during the battle.
He is always saying game mechanics this, game mechanics that, but his strategy is wrong all the time.
He has not used London fortress military tactics properly and to full extent.
He has not been able to invade, reinforce and hold to any territory.
He signed the shameful peace deal.
He ruined 17 mutual protection pacts that Britain had and seriously damaged our defence capacity and country's reputation.
Instead of making the living easy, he put us in great danger.

i say...

as a Congress member i put in an impeachment.



--move to London - stay in London - and don't forget to vote--

However on a personal note to the matter, the Britain must also recognize the good effort that Primer Minister gave to this country and start from there, with whatever shambles we are left to govern. My vision as a future congressman is to vote and contribute as much effort as possible to help Britain retain as much MPPs as our economy allows and I will call to other congressmen to act accordingly, to let Britain remain one of the world players and not become a trapped hands tied puppet state ever again. And whoever invader steps once more on a British soil, we'll ruin him with our grain supplies. Hell, do not vote Jockson for congressman, vote him for Prime Minister.