CITIZENS OF EUK - STAY VIGILANT!
Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
It has been alerted to me by a high-ranking government official that the above players are ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO ARE EATING YOUR BABIES AND MAKING SEXY TIME WITH YOUR RUBBER PLANTS. They are not to be trusted at any time so please, if they do try and contact you STAY AWAY. Their list of crimes can be seen below:
Criminal 04058 is a relatively new immigrant having sneaked in a few months back. He has managed to infiltrate the evil Ukrp. He is heavily armed, with an unhealthy love of role-play
Criminal 04058's list of crimes
Taking the monarchy waaaaaay too seriously.
Being the person who has spent the most amount of time on the new forums by just under A DAY.
For attempting to bring back legislation. >_>
For reminding me that Bill Clinton exists.
For being american.
He touched my balls
Criminal 03036 has been here for over a year now having fled the imploding Spanish economy. He is incredibly dangerous and is often seen touching sheep in the park.
Criminal 03036's list of crimes
For single-handedly destroying the UK media.
For being Freemasons
For thinking that liking Ska music makes you a 'pig-dog.'
For liking Flamenco music instead. ¬________¬
Just cause alpha...
Criminal 00023 has been in hiding in the UK for many years now. A former Belgian (you know that non-country next to France) citizen he tunneled under the Channel way back in V1. DO NOT APPROACH AT ANY COST!!1!!1!!
Criminal 00023's list of crimes
Infiltrating TWO HQ and moaning that he is not now dictator.
For privatising the MoFA job to a trust fund containing himself and Thomas only.
For STILL using way too many colons.
For pretending to be a woman and thus disappointing many new players.
For being able to speak French.
FOR DARING TO QUESTION OUR GREAT MASTER DAPPER. o7
PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THESE DANGEROUS FOLK, THEY WILL MAKE YOU DESPAIR FOR MANKIND.
stay safe chaps of african-american descent,
zap xoxox
Comments
criminal 24601
stealing a loaf of bread
THAT WICKED JAVERT
AND I'M JAVERT,
DO NOT FORGET NE,
TWO FOUR SIX oh ONE
3 DAYS IS ALL I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Gorammit Woldy
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This woldy is why i love you
Zaph4CP
"For pretending to be a woman and thus disappointing many new players."
This line alone gets my vote. 😃
Good job I'm a lovely person
also note you're not an immigrant
Day #419, the British still do not realise I am actually from a subterranean race of attractive gentlemen
'Day #419, the British still do not realise I am actually from a subterranean race of attractive gentlemen'
I wonder why you were forced to leave
😉
I did touch your balls, and I did rape your rubber plant.
You don't like Bill?
Oh...and I just set a tab of the forum to auto-refresh every 5 minutes for about a day and a half. 😃
YOU EVIL MONSTER
Yes. Also I knew it would annoy Alice.
Mmmm, nothing about me?! 😃
o/
That's cause we love you.
Zaph, telling it like it is...
I like very much
Very much the truth.