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Canadians for sale: only one owner, us.

Day 611, 11:40 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Jim Timber

Ok, since we've pimped a good chunk of Canada, i've rounded up what citizens with any value to sell to you, the master.

First up: Celene Dion, singer and "entertainer"
Possible uses: Novelty electric alarm clock, punch bag, horse alternative, your bitch.
Reserve price. GBP 0.01

Next lot: Wayne Gretzky, icehockier
Possible uses: Bodyguard, draft excluder, spam, your bitch.
Reserve price: GBP 1.99

Getting a bit short now to be honest:

Final lot: Scott Abbott, inventor of Trivial Pursuit, potential nonce.
Potential uses: Electronic encyclopedia, lollypop man, novelty bookend, social worker.
Reserve price: GBP 0.50

Be quick, Brian Adams went just before printing....

So to summarize: Canada has been OWNED.

Comments

Tyler Hook Day 611, 11:49

lol

Mr Woldy Day 611, 11:55

Do you have terence and/or phillip in stock?

Alexander Etch Day 611, 11:58

lol

Caoimhin MacFie Day 611, 12:07

The only female is Celine Dion? She's heavily used merch.

Is Sarah Carter still for sale?

Jim Timber Day 611, 12:23

terence and phillip: GDB 1, no splitting.

Celine comes in a new shiny plastic body and fully working nooks and crannies. NO NEGOTIATION.

I tried to sell Sarah Carter, she begged to stay with me, sawry.

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