Big Lottery - big winner

Day 3,954, 07:51 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jack Jockson


Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to big live show of big lottery. Tonight someone will win the big prize, 200 gold. And there will be second prize of 20 gold as well. There will be two lucky winners tonight, so stay with us for the big prize.

While the jury prepares the wheel, let's hear a message from our sponsor.

First prize ... 200 gold
Second prize ... 20 gold
this lottery is sponsored by United Kingdom's government's intelligence services


The jury has prepared the wheel. There are 24 contestants as there are 24 comments in the previous article, and now the wheel will spin and tell the second prize winner. In just a few seconds, we will have our first lucky winner of second prize of 20 gold. Who will it be? Will it be you? We will find out very soon, in just a few seconds. No time to hear from the sponsors, let's spin the wheel.

The wheel is spinning.

And spinning.

And spinning.

And it stopped.



And the ball has stopped between 7 and 11. Incredible. We have two second prize winners. Congratulations to players 7 and 11, you won second prize.


And now for the big event of the evening.

The jury has just returned from the post office, delivered the second prize to lucky winners. Congratulations. The jury now takes it's positions around the roulette wheel, holding the table so that it doesn't wobble, and are ready to spin the wheel for the second time this evening. Are you ready? For the first prize. The big prize is coming up 200 gold. Let's spin the wheel harder this time.

The jury spins the wheel and the wheel is spinning.

And spinning.

And spinning.

And spinning.

And it stopped.



It's number 23.


Jockson, you cheeky bastard, you're comment number 23. You won your own lottery. Do you have something to say for the newspaper?

Well, yeah, thanks to the newspaper, for organizing this lottery, but you see, just to correct you, I do not own this lottery, there are other sponsors who put up the prize money.

All right, but the competition was organized and published in your newspaper, so it makes you win your own money, technically speaking. Is this lottery regular?

Oh yes, it is. I'm a lucky person. You see, I didn't see the competition anyway, because I usually don't read my own articles, because, well I write them, so I don't have to read them. But since I was born under a lucky star, I was lucky to notice my last article, just before I was going to write the new one, that is, and there it was the lottery, and I said to myself, oh, look, a lottery, a chance to win some money then.

Do you have any particular lucky number?

No, I'm lucky in general. For example, you know, I go fishing once or twice a year, and when fishing I always get lucky, last time for example, I caught the biggest the meatiest fish of the river and not only that, I caught two of them at once.

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Meanwhile, while the late night show interview with Jockson continues, there are situations developing in Scotland, Wales, Midlands and who knows where else. That will give us material for the next article so see you then.