Be IMMENSE become a dude

Day 3,475, 01:51 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken
Be immense!
The dude is not only one of the oldest military units in the country. but we also have the most members and do the most damage.

The dude mu beliefs in dudeism meaning we dont sweat the small stuff. In the dude you can be the soldier you want to be. Want to go in sandpit mode, the dude will accommodate you. Want to strength train and hold off on fighting the dude will be accommodating. Or just want to turtle around get supplies and build up your account the dude won't bat an eyelid.

Even more, want to go hard into warfare the dude will be handing you enough supplies to lighten your load considerably.

With our industries nearing completion the dude will continue increasing the functionality of the mu. So join the only professional military unit for miles around.

You dont need to be a dude to become a dude and woman are also more than welcome.


So avoid dissapointment and become a dude today!




Sometimes there is a man! sometimes there is a man