Be British and v0te British
Day 3,167, 04:05
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by Sir Winston S Churchill
Dear members of the United Kingdom,
Congress elections are very soon,so the best thing to do is be British and vote for British patriots.It doesn't matter what country you are from in real life,you can become a British Patriot come election day and vote for all things that are British,the weather,cups of tea,cucumber sandwiches,wimbledon,the FA cup and the real royal family.
Also send a message to the government,who couldn't arrange a piss up in a brewery let alone a training war for us Brits.
Sir Winston Churchill
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Yeah! Don't vote for those immigrants in UKRP!
Go back to Jamaica...and after that, go back to Africa!
I like basically none of those things that I apparently have to like to be British. Oops.
I'll let you off pretty much all of them but you don't like tea?!
You monster.
/me quickly phones department of immigration
Stale ass water.
This is why all Geordie's should be deported.
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Please comment back here and help me complete Senior Journalist Mission:
Congress Elections!!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/congress-elections-1-2606814/1/20
I want to thank you for giving me PTSD symptoms for adding a 0 on the word vote.
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Dear Ajay/Winston,
You are really are the most cardboard pretend-Brit in the history of Erepublik!
The only good thing about this article is seeing that you are still alive - every drama needs a good villain to make it interestng - and you fill the role wonderfully well!
For the uninitiated - the British Patriots have *always* been the domain of strange individulas wishing to pass themselves off as British. Rest assured that they are anything but British!
Now - the really British Party (oldest and original eUK team) *is* the United Kingdom Reform Party (UKRP)!
Cast your votes wisely!
9 years old 54k Strength
Loser-
"Prince Harry. 9 years old 54k Strength
Loser-"
Ensure YOU, the voter, check the congress list. Look for the playground bully with few words and big fists - that's the person you want helping to run the country. Your country needs abusive individuals unable to reason logically, attacking people instead of policies.
You've got to hand it to British Patriots, they were at the forefront of the recent gold for congress vote, without their having a powerful vote in congress the rest of the sub-british parliament wouldn't have agreed to it. Curiously though, Britishness only becomes active on the votes that benefit them or destabilize the government.
Take the WRP, an example of Britishness? They refuse to accept gold from the country, the people, for congress members. Instead of lining congress members pockets, or donating it to a cause of the congress members choice, the WRP says that the gold should be used for the purpose of funding government projects. Taxpayer money shouldn't be syphoned off to line the pockets of a few greedy individuals.
Vote British Patriot - Vote Greed