Bane: Embracing The Faith

Day 1,989, 11:45 Published in Ireland Ireland by The Irish William Wallace

I was once lost after taking some mushrooms I found in the forest...





...but then I was found. This is that story.



My atheism left me astray and I had rejected The Word. So I continued doing what any atheist does: pure evil!

After getting drunk and baked like a potato chip, I stepped outside the bar...



I stumbled down trying to see......trying to find something I knew was out there!

I was in the heat of battle in Louth when I finally realized...



THE WORD



I BECAME EMPOWERED BY THE WORD AND I IN SERVICE TO IT



I defeated many enemies and saw the Light of The Word. I am no longer scum like the heretics. My soul has been purified.



And now I have been chosen to become Lord and Führer of eIreland. May The Word be with us all.