Around the World in 60 seconds : Day 1,012

Day 1,012, 10:38 Published in Canada Albania by Roger Griswald

UPDATE😨 12:44 eRep time

Todays highlights:
- eUK and eFrance begin final offensive to remove eCanada from the British Isles.
- EDEN fairs well in the battles for eAsia.
- Resistence wars are everywhere, but most are just for distraction
- ePolan😛 Sun never sets on that empire.

Quote of the Day:

“Want a get rich quick scheme? Tell a frenchman you're German and going to invade. He'll surrender, give you all of his stuff, offer up his wife and probably work in your farm. Ahh, France. There's nothing tough about you so stop pretending.” - She Said Industries





eUK and eFrance and eNetherlands[?]

Yesterday, it became obvious that the eCanadian population is starting to tire in the War with the three former eEuropean empires, when almost no eCanadians showed up to fight in the war for eFrance's Pays de la Loire region (which eCanada attacked as a result of the eUK violating the election day ceasefire) in the battle crucial last hour.

Sensing this fatigue eUK and eFrance have made a final push of sorts for the English Isle, collectively attacking eCanada's remaining regions; Scotland, Wales, and South West England yesterday. Today the two eNations found success in battle, capturing all three regions. eCanada's only remaining region left in the British Isles is Northern Ireland.




eAsia and eAlaska

As reported yesterday, after securing Far Eastern Russia, eRussia attacked Alaska, USA, today, eUSA and allies successfully blocked the capture of the the region.

eChina once again showed that they are a force to recon with in eAsia, by holding onto Eastern Siberia today in a battle against eRussian resistance fighters.

ePoland found themselved outnumbered on the battle field, in their fight to hold onto Inner Mongolia, and lost the field in over-time to eSerbia. Immediately following the battle ePoland re-attacked the region, hoping to push eSerbia back to its long-held region of Liaoning, however eSerbia had other plans, launching an attack on Eastern Siberia Russia (thus allowing allies to easily join in the fight and not repeat the failure of the eRussian led resistance, which eChina stopped earlier today). Both of these battles are slated to wrap up at around 12:00 eRep time.




The Resistance is (NOT) Now

If you logged into eRepulik yesterday you may have noticed that it seemed the “revolution is now”, with resistance wars started in ePoland, eChina, eUSA, and eHungary. The majority of these resistance wars were started to draw fire-power away from the real fighting that got underway yesterday in Norther eAsia, where Phoenix forces were working to reclaim the eastern eRussian regions.




ePoland

Today ePoland and eItaly officially signed into an alliance, making eItaly ePolands third largest eEuropean ally.

While the ePolish success as of late may be short lived (maybe not), ePoland now holds several regions in eAsia, eEurope and eNorth America, thus they can say “the sun never sets on the ePolish empire”.


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