Americans forgive us our sins.
Misho
When you think about Sweden you think blond beautiful women, unexploited wildlife, snow and general peace and love. But something is very wrong in Sweden and has always been. Just look at the Vikings, what ever they did it wasn't sanctioned by God - at least not the one who are suppose to bless America after every presidential speech. The Norse Gods where different, they slept with their sisters, beat trolls from the age of five and so on so no wonder the vikings wasn't much better.
But that was 1000 years ago, we have accepted Jesus Christ today, even build bloody churches all over the country to honor him and his dad. We are freaking civilized today, aren't we?
Well some viking traces are still here, a couple of our weekdays are named after our old Gods. Oden, Thor and the guy with the giant erection.
Now in Erepublik we the Swedes are chopping up German like sauerkraut with what it looks like no more reason than some German back stabs, broken promises and threats - frankly I don't have the whole picture since I'm rather inactive now days.
Is the Swedish attack a revenge on Sigmund Freud!? No I would say, since Sweden has always historically stopped at the Austrian border - Sigmund Freud was Austrian. And the only ones fighting to conquer Austria are the Germans - but I'll let them speak for themselves. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Peace loving Swedes, forgive and forget?
Doesn't seem like it. And this is the same people who creates Volvo, a car market segmented not to be fun to drive, not to be cheap, not to be luxurious, nor environmental friendly or sporty but.. safe.
Perhaps the Swedes consider the Germans like elks? Untrusted creatures who now and then walk out in the highway causing casualties and death - even when signs and fences are created. The Germans have started wars before and once they get to big they will start more - so better shoot some off? Is that the policy here? I don't know really.
The Swedish mind is complex. Perhaps we should blame the alcohol? But since the peaceful Frenchmen drinks more than the Swedes and since Sweden didn't attack even though it was controlled by the most high octane President in eRepublik history - Algaroth. (It's a Foam Rocket Fact that he hasn't been sober for at least 20 years.) I don't think alcohol can be blamed here.
Hitler never drank alcohol and didn't even eat meat. Look what such a diet made with him.
This letter is an apology from Sweden and so far I've only talked Volvos, Elks, Freud and Alcohol - where is the apology?
Here it comes. After ABBA, Roxette, Robyn, Ace of Base, The Ark, The Sound, The Cardigans and so on. I feel an official apology is in it's place - especially after sneak attacks like this one from Jonas 'Basshunter' Altberg. Destroying good music taste for a whole generation of youngsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbWSthhWjE&feature=related
Scrabman, Americans, forgive us our sins.
With love
Misho
Comments
yeah, sorry about the basshunter thing, really sorry!
I lol'd! Basshunter is not a Swede he is a Smålänning.
LOOOL
true...great article Misho, good luck Sweden!
I do not think we will ever be forgiven for Basshunter.
att vi ber om förlåtelse för vår musiksmak
Vafan, Hammerfall ska det ju va 😛
Great article, as usual! 😁
Forgive yourself and stop that insane war MISHO!
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"Now in Erepublik we the Swedes are chopping up German like sauerkraut with what it looks like no more reason than some German back stabs, broken promises and threats"
what the hell are you talking about ?
"- frankly I don't have the whole picture since I'm rather inactive now days."
Yes, I think so too ...
btw
well bad music from Sweden isn't a new thing 😉 ... but I am sure there are some Germans who loves ABBA ...
haha! Great!
Nice 2 see that u post something again misho
Misho's articles are seriously the best.
Yes, please forgive us for basshunter, pleasseeeee! Will you?
BTW, I have seen that chick in the video somewhere else, I wonder where?
Wonderful article as always, Misho.
you can blame all of Europe for ABBA, someone had to vote for them 😐
Misho is the shit. Voted.
Haha Voted !
Hehe. Great article, Misho, as always.
What about In Flames!?
Anyway, good article 🙂
In America, in Northern California, the elk are smart enough to stay off the roads. It's the deer you have to watch out for🙂
Thank you Misho, for your funny yet thoughtful article.
I am an a RLAmerican of Swedish descent.
Every morning, I wake up and shoot at Swedes, and think, "why"? We used to be so close...?
Well, you got your high grain region in Schleswig-Holstein. Now Sweden is going for two more German regions.
I don't mean to get nasty in what seems like a humorous and conciliatory article, but will it stop soon?
I think the German elk have mostly been taught the lesson. I hope they will stay out of the road.
Can we stop this soon, and go back to our historically good relations?
JBB
Nice 🙂
Voted.
LOL, anything with half naked chicks in it gets my vote!! Great article.
I can't believe that Basshunter pulled that girl in his video, although, she used to be the 'Princess Diana of Porno' 😉
Aylar Lie!!!
Great article Misho, voted 😉
"What about In Flames!?
Anyway, good article 🙂"
and Soilwork? and Hammerfall? 🙂
thats a moose
Good article Misho
Mad World
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Great article lol
I got everything right up to, and including, the beautiful Swedish women (so true...) but after that, I got really confused.
Still, lovely blonds=voted!
Great article Misho - always enjoy reading your articles keep up the good work.
Awesome! Voted!
So true about the music, very hard to forgive. We can consider it while listening to Peter Bjorn and John, Koop, The Knife, The Hives... 🙂
You better move to Germany and help them, and maybe just stay there for the rest of your eLife
Nice try, kojakk 1984
Anyone can still fight for Germany from the US, the UK, Canada, Turkey, even Spain.
Turns out, MPP's are almost indestructible.
You can propose PEACE all you want, but as soon as another battle breaks our, that darn old MPP breaks out again, and allows you to fight from home!
Jon Barack Bluejacket
Nightwish 😛
Article of the Year?
Nice artical and wonderful pics
I agree with Lt. Publius and the Commandant - Misho ftw!
🙂
Oh god, Misho is butting into the American media again
>The Swedish mind is complex.
Blatant propaganda
i love the smell of chaos in the morning
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I lessthan3 Misho
I will not forgive you.. There is nothing to apologize for.
@RedBird....man, I was saying that she doesn't deserve to be In Sweden , as she is betraying her country. I wasn't saying she can not fight from US than wasn't my point at all...
This article is blasphemy. The second picture in it is revolting.
"Well some viking traces are still here, a couple of our weekdays are named after our old Gods. Oden, Thor and the guy with the giant erection."
Actually, it's 4 weekdays... after Tyr, Odin, Thor, and Frejya: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Underbar artikel! Du levererar, som alltid! 😃
Did you see the Swedish chick at Eurovision? What was that about? o_o