7 TO scenes from the future

Day 603, 16:49 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne

TO fiction, September 2009.
Characters:
Doggett, the Hungarian TO commander
Desert_hamster, the Serbian TO commander
Kampec, Shaok, Huba = Hungarian politicians, ex presidents
Other imaginary characters


Scene 1. North Corea:
Unsignificant party leader: Help! Doggett, Help! 200 anarcysts signed up in our National Radical Party and we are only 30 of us facing them. What should we do? Use multies, give up the party, or do you send reinforcements?
Doggett: Errrr….does Corea have any HIGH region?

Scene 2. Imaginary Republic of Pirezia
Unsignificant President: Doggett, mayday, mayday, mayday…my dear friend, I am shocked, I am ruling this small country for 2 years, and now a guy named montaigne shows up and he already has 7 votes versus my 5 votes. Please help!
Doggett: Cool down Sergey, do not pee in your pants! I know this guy, he hates being in the parliament! He just wants to blackmail you. Just cool down, send him a PM, and agree on the money. Perhaps is gonna cost you a bit over 200 Gold, but I cannot spare all my 3 TO voters.

Scene 3. Italy
Doggett, help please! I am Fra Diabolo, the Italian president. 18 of our congress regions are under attack? What can we do?
Doggett: My first idea would be that you start praying. But taking a look on your name, I wouldn’t trust that it would work for U. Your life stands in the hands of Serbians. Good luck!

Scene 4. Denmark
Kampec: -Doggett, my friend, please help, you remember me, it is me, Kampec! Before going to pension I wanted to have some quiet time as president of Denmark, and guess what? My opponent is Shaok again! I cannot escape from him! He leads by 3 votes!
Doggett: OK, I send a word to admins to ban his orgs for monetary abuse. I go there personally and vote for You, but the rest of 3 votes you have to buy it from the Serbians!

Scene 5. Hungary
Huba: Doggett, damn on you, again you have sent to vote abroad 3 Hungarian guys. It cannot go like this any more!
Doggett: Mr President, I promise this will not happen ever again. I promise that my role will be pure for protocoll purposes.

Scene 6. Serbia
Deseret Hamster: Dobar Dan brate Doggett! All our regions are secured, we still have 280 TO soldiers ready to act. They are bored. What should they do? Fight in Stockholm or vote somewhere? 1 Gold per piece if you know what I mean. Just for You, just because you are my best friend.
Doggett: Secure Stockholm, go and vote in Brasil, on your way home start an RW in Moldavia (and conquer the territory), than heal in Nordjylland…easy, any questions?
Desert Hamster: Aha, as usual, boring stuff. For U it would cost only 350 Golds, plus Flying Tickets, Wellness Packs and Q5 weapons.

Scene 7. Serbia, night shift, 24 / 25 September, Mibbit room
CHLO: Hamster, I upload you a picture. Do you see that blood all over? Do you know where this blood is comming from? Its mine! I scratched my face in my boredom between 10 pm and 9 am while I was waiting for TO soldiers to come. Only 3 guys came during the whole period..
Desert Hamster: CHLO, this is wonderful! 3 TO soldiers! Wow!
CHLO: Yup. First one was trying to sell me q1 food. Second was a Croat spy. Third way Lunatic2903 asking around for Crazy _Eyes.
Desert Hamster: And why are missing 200 tickets form the org’s inventory?
CHLO: I lost them on online poker against the Indonesians. The rest of 40.000 tickets are untouched. Noone will notice those 200.

All characters are imaginary. But as most of them are eCelebrities it is obvious that they must obey to be gossiped time by time wituout a reason. If someone feels hurt, I appologise