4 wars and more coming
Day 3,938, 23:51
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by Jack Jockson
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United Kingdom has found itself fighting 4 wars.
And more is coming from UK congress. Congressman Jockson is preparing a plan and writing a law to invade Eurasia, a plan which Ireland is now trying to interfere with by their war declaration.
Bloody Irishmen, they found out somehow that Jockson was writing the law to NE Norway, so they declared war to distract our congressman and protect their Scandinavian ally this way.
Read more about wars with Greece, Croatia and Lithuania in our next article, while in this article, obviously, since it's latest news, our journalists will write something about war with Ireland.
Which strategy will UK most profit from?
What do you think?
1. will UK's 50 active fighters breakfast at Dundalk, dinner at Dublin and luggage at Castlebar?
2. or will we win without fighting, by letting our 6 allies do the job against Irish 4?
United Kingdom has found itself fighting 4 wars.
And more is coming from UK congress. Congressman Jockson is preparing a plan and writing a law to invade Eurasia, a plan which Ireland is now trying to interfere with by their war declaration.
Bloody Irishmen, they found out somehow that Jockson was writing the law to NE Norway, so they declared war to distract our congressman and protect their Scandinavian ally this way.
Read more about wars with Greece, Croatia and Lithuania in our next article, while in this article, obviously, since it's latest news, our journalists will write something about war with Ireland.
Which strategy will UK most profit from?
What do you think?
1. will UK's 50 active fighters breakfast at Dundalk, dinner at Dublin and luggage at Castlebar?
2. or will we win without fighting, by letting our 6 allies do the job against Irish 4?
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Sorry for this outdated news article. News happen very quickly in UK.
It turned out we will win this war without fighting, Croatians doing the job, drinking all the vodka at Castlebar as of today.
We're not actually fighting any wars, we just have three marketplaces to convert FF into TP/BH medals.
At least Ireland has helped Norway then.