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Dear UKPP Members,


It has been a lively month during my PP term. I won't consume your time talking about how ApronChef is a sexual tyrannosaurus, or how AW runs orgy clubs throughout Europe and beyond. I will sum up my term in short points:


- Almost entirely filled our RPM slots
- Got the UKPP into 3rd place
- Helped set up a salt programme for the party (Kudos to Alfagrem)
- Increased Activity
- Increased Membership
- 125 Members!
- Created an ideological base for our party to grow from.


- Best movie ever:




Now that you've read the short points, you are free to leave.

Otherwise.........

The previous month has been turbulent to say the least. We have been losing regions and gaining regions (mostly losing) and our bonuses are down, and therefore affecting everyone economically.

It is with huge pride that I announce to every UKPP member that our salt programme is growing. We have 4 fixed incomes from the programme, giving us a revenue of about 16,000 - 28,000 per week. We now have enough money in the Party account to invest in a 5th member of the salt programme. As well as this, I have invested 520 of my own Gold, with my own money, into 70 of my own salt mines. This investment should net the party an additional 6,000 GBP everyday and should allow us to create a new salt member every 2 weeks. Once the party reaches a decent amount of salt members, we can start giving gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Murr (Mainly Gold) to our members. Not just Gold, but Salt Mines to new members, as well as various other mines, companies and etc. We do have a couple of months to go before this kind of self-sustainability is achieved, though. Imagine the salt programme as the Soap Making on Fight Club. It funds our Operations.

If you are interested in being a member, please get in touch with me. All applicants must be active everyday, be willing to actively partake in the party chatroom, must not be a scammer, must be a loyal member of the UKPP, and be willing to give all of the profits from the mines to me, the salt programme manager, on the monday of every week.


Please join our Party Chat Room on Rizon #UKPP

If you need help getting there, go to google, search for 'mibbit chat' and click on the 'Webchat Client' link. Then wait for it to load and find 'Rizon' on the serve list, and type #UKPP as the room name, and pick a Nickname.


P.S Kravenn owes us an MoD, UKRP is dead, Alfagrem is a latter-day saint, Angela Williams stays awake 23 hours a day, Daeres sold out on the UKWP spirit, Lady Macbeth is rather nice, Garth still hasn't made any images, BMT still has PMT and I had a good term as PP.

Thanks.
Sir Nick,
RPM Manager, Manager of the SaltPeter Programme.