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[TC] Who Loves Cookies?

Day 2,032, 15:34 • Published in USA USA

• by dmjohnston

Hi there. I'm DMJ. What's your name? Sorry, didn't catch that, what was it?

Oh, nice to meet you. I'm here to talk to you about something very important.

Cookies. Do you like them? Of course you like them, what eAmerican doesn't love cookies? It's patriotic to love cookies!

So you're probably wondering why I brought this up. Or maybe not, because let's be honest, who needs a reason to talk about cookies?

To be fair, this was all a desperate ploy. An attention grab. Did it work?

The eUnited States Training Corps has cookies. We are masters of baking. I myself make a dozen a day.

What's my point? You, yes you, can have some of our cookies too. Just join the eUSTC and begin your career in the eUS Military. I can't vouch for the presence of cookies in the other branches, but I will never deny you cookies once you graduate from TC. I promise. A DMJ always pays his debts.

The cake is a lie, pie for life.

Apply here: eUSTC Application

DMJ, out.