[TC] The Cake is a Lie

Day 2,042, 22:29 • Published in USA USA • by dmjohnston


Good evening Ladies, Gentlemen, and all the rest of you, and welcome to another exciting installment of "Things DMJ Wants to Talk About." Today, I want to address a very important topic that holds a place deep within my heart: Pie.



Despite any reports to the contrary, while the eUS Training Corps thoroughly loves and endorses cookies, the official dessert of the branch, is pie.



Have no fear, citizens. We do not discriminate any flavor. We treat a blackberry as we would a pumpkin. We are an equal opportunity eating organization.



You may ask, "why is pie so much better than cake?" Oh my good citizen, allow me to tell you; nay, show you, WITH SCIENCE!




As you can clearly see from these scientific graphics, pie is the far superior substance. That is why we in the Training Corps fully support the use of pies, and whenever possible, cookie pies.

Want to learn more? Join the eUnited States Training Corps and get your pie today!