[PotUS] A Farewell, and A National Emergency

Day 4,368, 19:18 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof



Dearest Citizens,

This was fun, wasn’t it?

Like, actually… have you been having fun? Cause I have no clue. I’ve literally been so swamped with RL work that I haven’t checked telegram, discord, PMs or anything in quite a while. My occasional dividend shout was the most that you got out of me after that first ten days or so.

So, I hope you had a good time. I paid out the dividends from the first seven days. I didn’t have all of the records, since shouts on the national feed are deleted after seven days… So, I did what I could.

Many thanks to Baby Groot, Stef40, zRTx and others for attempting to keep the ship of state above water in these trying times.



In any case, a word about the election.

Chickensguys.

That’s the word. That’s it. I voted for him.

As a result of Chickensguys running, Dinnyin made a stunning proposal in the SCI boards to form a Shadow Government, in order to counter what he perceives as a “threat” from CG. I’ve made that available in public congress. I will not have the halls of my administration used for such treason.

Is CG a bombastic human cannonball, who does what he wills when he wills? Yes. Do I think he’s a threat? No. It is for this reason that we removed him from the blacklist and removed the title of “Enemy of the State.” He is an equal citizen of this country. He has the right to be elected, and the right to lead, if the people so choose him.

To try to use the SCI Board of the forums to propose a rogue shadow government, or to use “other options” to usurp him is nothing short of treacherous. To propose that Dinnyin knows better than the people, removing the people’s ability to choose their leaders, is nothing short of a political coup. It’s no better than plotting to overthrow the Gov’t with a military coup.

Make no mistake. As Chickenguys is not an “Enemy of the State,” in the line of Ajay Bruno or the AFA Incursion, this is a PTO Threat.

As such, I am proposing the blacklisting of Dinnyin, his removal from CBO, and requesting that Congress declares him an Enemy of the State, until he has rehabilitated his image in this community.



I am honored to have served as your president for a seventh time. It was awful. But hey, at least I tied Oblige.

Never let me do this, ever again.