[MoRR] Terms Of Surrender

Day 2,799, 09:36 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by pipo lolo

Greetings Brave Cypliots & Allies,

As the Minister of Religious Reformation of Cyprus, i have the cruel duty to answer to Hungarian request of NAP.

Our answer will be brief.

We accept your full surrender and not a NAP under the following terms.

1) You will give the first born virgin goat of every household to our forces.

2) Every member of the current Hungarian government will have to send to our CP a pm with the phrase "I Love Cyplus" written 1453 times.

3) Hungarian CP must donate 31cc to every Cypriot citizen from state money.

4) Hungary will pay a monthly rent of 50000cc for every region it possesses to Cyprus including core regions. This term has a 3 month duration and the continuance will be discussed between Cypriot High Council members some days before it ends.

This is a take it or leave it agreement.

Hungarian government has exactly 69 hours to formally answer starting from the publication time stamp of this article.

Be smart Hungarians.

Its this or.....