[MoHA] Win 1000gbp by Reading this Article

Day 3,199, 14:01 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eUK Home Office




Greetings.

Erepublik is not a game that always feels on the up and that is for some of us a very sad thing. Others don't seem to mind. There is a perception that new players who actually stick around are a very rare commodity. It would therefore be a complete waste of time to even bother to offer up an article that caters for such a player, but that's not in the spirit of things! So we’ll offer a bit of one instead.





Some Tips and Tricks



Usually these articles will offer you advice on game mechanics and the like. I’ll be honest, I haven’t understood game mechanics since V2 (if you whipper snappers know what that is). With this in mind over the next few articles we’re going to give you a new starter tip from various members of the eUK community.

Today you get my slightly underhanded and near illegal tip.




Play the field.


No I am not advocating online dating via Erep, that would be horrible. Look at yourself and then times the neurosis and “other” issues by ten, that’s your average player. A slightly less invasive idea is to message all the party presidents and people who have a role in government asking for help and advice. Now this will help in two ways:

Party Presidents are desperate for friends so will probably throw free food and weapons at you until you are eOld enough to join a party of your choice and break their eHearts.
You’ll get an idea of what these people are like and can then make an informed decision on whether you fancy joining them or not.

It’s not technically blinding but as this is a “social” game a bit of interaction never hurt anyone.

Be sure to catch our next article where Dictator Woldy shares his tip (not that one) with us all.





Elections







Yay. Woo. Huzzah. (Is that enthusiastic enough Woldy?)

Some if not all of you will have had a personalish message reminding you to vote in the upcoming elections. Here at the MoHA we’ve (Woldy) have set ourselves a target of increasing the voting turnout by 25%. This has not involved creating multis but by messaging and writing this section in this paper here. Hard work I know, but work we hope will remind you of the upcoming election and inspire you to vote.

Anyway as only the top 5 parties are allowed to run candidates officially ( stupid game mechanics) here are some statements from them parties on why they are “unique”... Or at least something to try and inform you on what you might be voting for.

1.The Unity Party





As yet there has been no response.


2.United Kingdom Reform Party





As yet there has been no response.



3. British Patriots





As yet there has been no response.



4.W orkers Rights Party



Aaron Mark Daniels sai😛

“The WRP are a proud party with a history of putting the ordinary citizen first in our hearts and hope to enact policies and decisions which will benifit everyone equally!”




5.The UKPP




Mad Pauly sai😛


”The UKPP is a long-standing party with a small core of loyal (if not necessarily active) members and one self-styled "King" who has singularly failed to PTO the party for over a year. We welcome new blood, though activity is not required or expected.


Join UKPP for a quiet life!”





Would you?



I have been asked to ask you if you’d mind signing up for this:






This being a sign up to receive a group message detailing where to fight on that day. Think about how much easier it’s going to be to click on your message box rather than scrolling down and finding the latest M.O.D article. No you’re not lazy, would you like your inhaler?








A Game

Let’s be honest.

I have a terrible patch of dry skin on the underside of my left arm. Been there for months.

Right, it’s not been a terribly exciting few weeks and as a government we’ve not exactly been vocal. Rest assured we’re striving to maintain this level of muted confidence for the next couple of weeks.

In order to relieve the boredom I have been tasked with creating some fun for you. After my first idea was tossed out (I thought Spot the Cash with the Deputy CP was a brilliant idea) I came up with this.

Presenting….
Drum roll….







Where’s Woldy?



Basically first to guess the correct place wins 1000gbp.

If nobody can guess where it actually is I’ll award 500gbp to the first person to guess the right country.

If nobody gets the country I’ll award 250gbp to the first person to guess the right continent.

It’s not that hard...



Go away.

Hugs,

K