[MoHA] The Dead Poet's Society

Day 1,454, 15:45 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eUK Home Office


Good afternoon.

This month, the Ministry of home affairs have put our national treasure and renowned spokesman in charge of their media department, that person of course being me, King Woldy the First.

My friend Karacticus and I are managing our media output this month, and hope to keep you up to date with all that goes on in the domestic scene of the eUnited Kingdom. That is to say, we’re going to fill you in on the word on the street, aiight.


Karacticus and I are considered ‘G’ - Geriatric.

When I first wrote of my ideas for the media this month, in a dark secluded sub forum in a private forum of the forum I appeared as a true reformist visionary, who in a land defined by it’s complacent approach to the media, wished to see a change.

That is to say, this month we’re doing things slightly differently.

First of all, consider what the traditionalists refer to us. The, ‘Media Department’. Take that name, and expel it from your minds, do away with it!

This month, I hope to draw on the talents of various enthusiastic individuals, whether they be old or new, rich or poor. And in the tradition of taking something old and poor, and making it seem rich and new, I shall henceforth refer to my band of media-savvy publishers as the ‘Dead Poet’s Society’.

We in the Dead Poets Society are going to aim to achieve two weekly articles from the official channels, that is to say, the eUK Home Office Paper, that is to say, the one you are reading now.

A ‘Mid Week Update’ of anything we think you might need to know, and failing that, anything we may want to say to try and entertain you rather than leaving a blank space. In other words, we want you to know that the government is here, doing stuff, and that you can get in touch should you have any questions and we will do our best to inform the nation, that is to say, you about what goes on.

Then, as it that wasn’t enough everyone’s favourite ‘National Newspaper Association’ will be publishing their weekly collection of articles the Dead Poets Society enjoyed, and as a little extra something, articles recommended by the public.


Generic picture of a newspaper with somewhat apt content


Our little team however, isn’t quite complete. I personally am looking for at least 4 people to join me here in the Society, as we shan’t simply post two articles a week. In fact, we aim for 5 - the difference is, that is to say, our unique selling point, is that we shall encourage members to publish in their own papers, to best utilise not only the wide range of writing styles each individual has, but also to create a real sense of variation in our otherwise monotonous media.

I know what you’re thinking, ‘wow yay etc’. And no, that wasn’t sarcastic I do hope you are as excited about this as I am. Plus you get to call yourself a dead poet, which is nice because not everyone can call themselves a King.


I’m the Regal type.

Moving on; I’m not the only person looking for extra hands, oh no no no. However, if my rhetoric has captured your heart, please send me a PM and we’ll see if we can fit you in. But do make sure you are on the forums/IRC first.

Back to business; this months cabinet can be read here. And, each of these ministries, bar the MoD, will be looking for help. What better way is there to get involved then to help out in foreign or domestic affairs?

The Cabinet list is as follows:

Deputy PM- Invalidation
Ministers of Foreign Affairs- Mittekemuis & Thomas765
Ministers of Home Affairs- Invalidation & StockyRocky
Minister of Finance- Emergy Maxfell
Deputy MoF- Octavian Ratstrangler
Ministers of Defence- Kravenn and Sir Mic
Minister of Legislative Affairs- Talon Karrde

That is to say, if you want a job, ask those guys.

Your contribution is not only appreciated, but can springboard you to much greater things here in the eUK. So, simply apply away - send the relevant minister an application, or, if you’re not quite sure what they do simply ask.


Apply away, and on to greatness you shall go!

Thanks for Reading.
- Woldy
King & Deceased Poet