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After interviewing our glorious leader, VoodooMike71, we decided to dig a little deeper into the mysterious government. We found a ministry that not many people know about. The Ministry of PUT ASS. Yes! PUT! ASS! After discovering this ministry was created for the airstriking of Singapore we thought we would interview the Minister of PUT ASS, Pannoinian Nomad.



1) Firstly, could you give a statement of why the eUK should airstrike eSingapore?
I’ll just quote myself.

Firstly, from my first PUT ASS article:
"Britain first established a settlement on the island of Singapore in 1819 under Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles, and took possession of the whole island in 1823. It formally became a British colony in 1824, and remained in British hands (apart from the Japanese occupation of 1941-45) until 1963, when the island was granted its independence. A mistake!"

And than this comment I made in one article:
"Here's the thing, it is a military game, yes, so we need to attack something, we can't always just defend. But if we attack France for example, that probably won't end well...and usually people say we are too weak, we can't do anything, well, here is a country with 1 region and 69 citizens, do it for the lolz...but tbh, it doesn't has to be Singapore."

2) How is your ministerial work getting along so far?
Excellent! I'm assessing the strength of their top fighters, the findings will be published this weekend.

3) Being the Minister of PUT ASS do you get special privileges? Are you in any secret PMs? Do you get to use the golden ministerial toilet?
Absolutely. I have total freedom, can do whatever I want and I don't answer to no one, that is mainly because my position is higher than that of the CP.

I'm in some kind of government PM, but tbh, the most important opinion to me is my own, so I tried to make a secret PM, but it's not allowed to send messages to yourself in this game.

I'm the only user of the golden toilet. I used to allow the others to use it, but they didn't flush...

4) On a scale of Beijing to Kuala Lumpur how much do you want to Bangkok with Singapore?
I am really Hanoi currently.

5) I have no doubt the people of Singapore will be reading this interview with fear, they will scared of what is going to come. Do you have a message for the people of Singapore?
Yes - Go back to Romania!

6) Finally, who will you actually be supporting in the Euros?
I support Hungary. RIA RIA HUNGÁRIA!

Also, I wish good luck to every Slavic country that is in the Euros and to England... and bad luck to Albania



There you have it. We will be airstriking Singapore, MoPUTASS wants half of the countries to win the Euros and the golden toilet is finally getting flushed. What a marvelous day it is. Stay tuned for further discoveries by the Ministry of Home Affairs.

Thanks for reading,
CheetahCurtis
Minister of Home Affairs