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[Ministry of Defence] You shall not... Nutella!!!

Day 1,408, 00:49 • Published in China Bosnia and Herzegovina

• by Fanaxidiel

I write, as Minister of Defence of Italy this official article because we're really upset with Switzerland.

They are making NE on us because they want to take our chocolate factories in Piedmont and Umbria: they want to be the only country to produce chocolate (they want to wipe Belgium too, it was military secret but I can say it now).
Especially JNArno, their CP is absolutely insane about chocolate.
Watch his keyboar😛

They will say things like "we've got to stop this: they want to produce pasta-chocolate and pizza-chocolate", but don't believe them!!! It's only M.i.l.k.a. (a new alliance) propaganda. They think they can threat us, but we have Baci and Nutella to stop them! We will wipe them and get the absolutely new in-game resource that will be soon implemente😛 "violet cattle".

We also are interested in conquering Switzerland because it's a non sense they have a region that is called "Svizzera Italiana". All what is Italian belongs to us, as spaghetti, pizza, mandolino, mafia and so on.. So we will bravely fight to get back what already belongs to us because of the name it has.

Please friends of the whole worl😛 put embargos on Switzerland, so when you go to the market you will find only sweet and awesome Italian chocolate!

Now the new battlecry for Italy:
"OUR CHOCOLATE IS Q5, YOURS IS Q1"

This article shows that I'm really crazy, but this one of Jnarno does the same in Switzerland. Please laugh, vote and subscribe both!

(p.s. Admins please put Psychiatric Hospital at the start of the battles. Do you see what happened to me???)

Comments

JNArno Day 1,408, 00:51

Swiss Chocolate will prevail!

zubaran Day 1,408, 00:59

All your chocolate belongs to us!

F4uc0n Day 1,408, 01:02

Our chocolat is better than yours. : P

Mister Y Day 1,408, 01:10

Hanno ragione, il cioccolato italiano fa schifo. Lindt uber alles.

Ouke Stinos Day 1,408, 01:16

v+s

Rican Day 1,408, 01:17

i don't like chocolate on my pasta. ugh

Mapplna Day 1,408, 01:17

eggià, questo riflette il tuo atteggiamento verso la tua carica :fag:

Gaius.Julius.Caesar Day 1,408, 01:28

Sir Trexagureuopoulos Day 1,408, 01:42

viva la chocolate

Papele Bello Day 1,408, 01:52

asd

Ottimo o7

Robert Tornado Day 1,408, 01:54

vote for all chocolate in the world!

diomedepoldo Day 1,408, 02:03

vote for all chocolate in the world! x2

ricky4a Day 1,408, 02:16

chocolate chocolate chocolate \o/

Sir Arthur William Currie Day 1,408, 02:19

lolz

SokoBiH Day 1,408, 02:27

Votado!!!
Nutella from eBiH!

AleRocketMan Day 1,408, 02:47

Non dimenticate il cioccolato di Modica

Patanjali Day 1,408, 02:48

A me piace di piu la ciocolata italiana. Questo tipo:
http://www.latoro.com/wallpapers/girls/17802-desktop-wallpapers-chocolate-girl.jpg

Andriy Melnyk Day 1,408, 03:42

oh lol votattissimo!!!😃

Kevlar22 Day 1,408, 03:52

Mappina a me, a prima vista, sembra che i due paesi si stiano sfottendo. Ho chiesto anche spiegazioni. Ma hai ragione, bisogna avere un certo atteggiamento verso la carica😒nob:

Un atteggiamento come Jnarno, che posta la foto di due ragazze che si vomitano addosso😒nob:😒nob:

Vado a mette in carica le batterie:awesome:

Dr.Male Day 1,408, 03:55

LOL
Voted!

dab84 Day 1,408, 04:13

trolololololololo lololo......XD XD

The Italian Dark Knight Day 1,408, 04:29

LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL spettacolare.
E ricordiamoci che e' un gioco, dove lo scopo e' farci 4 risate insieme eh.
Se riusciamo a flammare anche in sto articolo vi prego di rinchiudervi in un ospedale psichiatrico sul serio.

diomedepoldo Day 1,408, 04:41

Eh, fanaxidiel è il male assoluto. Puoi chiamarlo Lucifero.

E ci fu una battaglia in eRepublik: Michele e i suoi angeli combatterono contro il dragone. Il dragone e i suoi angeli combatterono ma non vinsero, e per loro non ci fu più posto nel Cielo. Il gran dragone, il serpente antico, che è chiamato Fanaxidiel o Satana, il seduttore di tutto il mondo, fu gettato giù: fu gettato sulla terra, e con lui furono gettati anche i suoi angeli. » (Apocalisse 12,7-9)

hihihi!

Yamisuke Day 1,408, 05:08

Ahahah!

TimonFM Day 1,408, 05:13

LOL

Gregory IV Day 1,408, 05:34

Heil Chocolate! o/

Mikhail Alexander Day 1,408, 06:08

Belgian chocolate is the best!

Prophexy Day 1,408, 06:10

😁 what Mikhail says!

Stedee Day 1,408, 06:28

Italian chocolate is the best!
Definitely I like both of them, the italian and the swiss one : D

Marktiello Day 1,408, 07:11

Nutella rulez

Squatriota Day 1,408, 07:21

ma sei tipo le bimbeminchia se vi vantano di essere "pazze"?

Fanaxidiel Day 1,408, 07:54

Ma l'account qui sopra non era finito a un italiano? 😮

Leo Pardi Day 1,408, 08:45

siccome mi scappa, vado a fare un po' di cioccolata italiana per gli svizzeri 😒nob:

Squatriota Day 1,408, 09:35

sì, sono italiano, perché, mister 'aiutare in difficoltà'?
[P.S. Ma quello sopra Leo Pardi da dove spunta?]

Dr.Male Day 1,408, 10:03

"diomedepoldo Day 1,408, 04:41 Eh, fanaxidiel è il male assoluto. Puoi chiamarlo Lucifero"
naaa, lui è la diet-coke della malvagità! xD

...anzi più che diet-coke, visto il tema, è il kinder cioccolato della malvagità xD