[Lokian American Times]The Only Survival Guide You Will Need

Day 3,885, 11:29 • Published in USA USA • by King James88
The Only Survival Guide You Will Need

Mass Attacks! Yes you heard that on the lastest WHPR editon. They are scheduled for every Wednesday for those that missed that memo. As recommended mark your calendar. The other thing is how to survive a mass attack when it goes real badly. If you follow my guide closely you will survive a mass attack unharmed.

1. You are going to need a lot of rum.

2. You are going to need a lot of hard luck and to do that is to sacrifice a live chicken.


3. Lastly sing a little song and pray hard that you will survive.




Hope this survival guide will help. Whether you are flat scared or simply clueless this is a proven guide that will help you. Not that hard to follow.

Don't worry we will all survive the mass attacks.