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Good morning fellow Federalists. It's a good day to be a Fed. Why is that you may ask? Well for one, it's always a good day to be a Fed. Also, rainy sunday joined the party, so that's pretty great. Honestly that'd be enough. We also just elected a Federalist Speaker of the House, because our delegation is so big that when you add our friends in the USWP we outright have a majority. So, what does this mean? Max taxes? Utopia? Who knows, all I know is that Derphoof is aroused, and that I like it.


^{Productive political discourse in Congress, according to our political experts}

However, Feds, that is not all. There is even more. Our party's success has largely been the result of dedicated players, and there's nothing more satisfying than seeing our best reach out to grace the national stage with their presence. Before returning of course, to the warm embrace of the cocoon that is infinite party work.


^{Understatement of the year}

So, wait, Paul, you say, we already know who's running for President, you say. Well, yeah. But fingerguns deserves a good introduction,

fingerguns4President: it's about time



fingerguns. President. Now

Here's the thing about fingerguns, she actually cares about everything she does. When she says she's going to come back to the game, and revitalize the Federalist Party, she wastes exactly zero time in doing so. She expects the world, and then she does the work to make sure it happens.

Here's the other thing about fingerguns, she makes other people care. This is the difference between people with legitimate cult followings, and people who pathetically try to make people follow them. Why do you think so many people are writing these endorsements even as nobody is willing to run against her. fingerguns inspires everyone to be leaders themselves, and that alone is a reason to vote for her.


^{So at this point, who exactly isn't on board?}

Seriously, did you hear what I said? fingerguns is the best

So, what are you waiting for. Right, the 5th. That's the one.

Well, fingerguns, as the political director of the Federalist Party, I'm proud to say you have the Federalist Party's support, and soon you'll have the country. This game is unfortunately decaying from mismanagement and apathy. It's easy to forget that the country doesn't have to be,

When there's a fingerguns, there's a way,

Oh right, the point of this article: fingerguns won the Federalist nomination for President. It's going to be a good month~

Later friends,

Paul Proteus,
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