[eUK] BestPCP: This Is a Recruitment Article

Day 3,657, 11:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr

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Dear eUK


Joining BestPCP is one of the better moves anybody in the eUK can make, we cover every single aspect of this game and we cover it in glory.



Fancy yourself as a bit of a Military Man? We got you covered, not only do we have the strongest eUKer among our ranks, but also most of the eUKers greatest military thinkers. We are the birthplace of famous eUK tanks, both past and present, the home of record breakers and record holders! The first group in the history of eUK to defend against an Airstrike. The first in many things... You want to succeed at repeatedly clicking the big red fight button? BestPCP is the place to be.









Think ya a bit it of an Entrepreneur? Again, this is our area. Without a doubt we are eUK's richest party, a combination of a steady RL family life and a good job, coupled with a healthy dose of game mechanic knowledge has allowed many of our members to attain huge amounts of gold and Country Currency. One man in particular prolly has more cashmoney then the rest of us combined. For that, we salute your intelligence, your hard work and commitment and above all, we salute your MasterCard (if you happen to be reading this, I could do with another cash injection, I'm close to a breakthrough)! Only idiots limit their portfolio to in game companies. In BestPCP, you will learn all the tricks of the trade in order to maximise your profit and minimise your efforts.







So neither of them are your thing, ok, how about starting a Media Empire? One of the smart ones, huh? Realise that in order to succeed you need to invest Real Life cold, hard cash? How about using them smarts to become rich, powerful and famous... In BestPCP it's easy. Satirical, sarcastic, witty, funny, misguided, wrong, interesting, angry, mocking or just down right rude, in BestPCP you earn while you learn. You took the time publish that article, contributing to the community and propagating the culture (it really is that easy), we took the time to click it, some of us may even have read the entire thing and for that you deserve to be rewarded. You'll regularly find BestPCP articles vastly outstripping lesser parties articles in both votes and endorsements in the eUK's media, this is not a coincidence. Where else could you earn over 500cc for less then 5 minutes work?




Wise words from a dead, short, French dude!






No, none of them are your thing, reckon you'd be a good politican, do ya? Well in BestPCP, we breed good politicians. Don't believe me? Have a gander through our members list, look at Mongress, look at recent CP elections. Numerous CP's and not just CP's, some of eUK's greatest CP's. In order to succeed as a politician, you need to be active and sharp. Things that if you lack, BestPCP will give to you. Your best shot at becoming someone in the eUK is by becoming a Pirate Cat. We are the only active, stable and growing party in the eUK. TUP have had to sell their soul to Communism and go round with the begging bowl of other dead parties in order to encourage some kind of life to start in their barren wasteland they call a party. UKRP, not so long ago the ruling party in the eUK. Untouchable, impeachable, drinks flowing, cigars being smoked and guffaws heard long in to the night, but now? A gutted and destitute home for the eldery and/or eDead. The British Patriots? Rusofil, bro, come and play the game with actual people. We made you a place at the table, bruh. I'm sure I'm forgetting a party... oh yeah, Workers Rights Party. I can't remember the last time they did anything useful, to be honest I can't remember them ever being useful!








So yeah, I've rambled on a bit, lets bring it to a close, shall we? If you
believe the eUK to be dead, then you are just looking in the wrong places.

eOld or eNew, why not come and spend the Christmas period actually engaging with other people, rather than stare at a blank, empty feed, feeling unloved and all alone. Seriously, what have you got to lose? Pop in, have a look around, stay a while. You can always return to your empty cell in one of the other parties if we are not your cup of tea...
Is your party a bit rubbish?
Is your party feed giving you the impression of a dead eNation?
Do you find yourself asking, 'Is there eLife out there?'?

If so

Join





It's where all the cool kids hang out