Elections is here, Horray!

Day 4,368, 08:38 Published in India Thailand by Captain India

That is today . My question to the readers is that what do you suggest what i should write next. Thoughts in comments.
We currently have Raipur as our capital. New Delhi is occupied by Albania, attacking is Thailand and here is a picture of Hitler. Kill him, he is supporting our enemies.[img]https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+adolf&oq=picture+of&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j69i59j35i39l2.4071j0j4&client=ms-android-lenovo&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=S2zdSEyH88AoYM:[/img] also can we Plz subscribe my paper, if no problem . Also i advice being active and participate in wars and make India independent today or tomorrow.
This is what i call a editorial page so question no.2
What do we want. Say it in the comments.