[DoD] Version 2.0: Now with votes!!

Day 1,912, 15:41 Published in USA USA by USA Department of Defense




Patriotic Americans o/,

We are now roughly a week into John Killah’s POTUS term, and a lot has happened in the DoD since Killah first took office on February 5th, 2013.

The first issue of the term arose when a few loyal Americans began complaining about the fact that American administrators seemed to be squandering their money on their own articles, even as the DoD articles suffered and hardly managed 50 votes.

Before I begin on the solution, let me just say that I apologize if any of you felt that the American DoD was not being given sufficient funds to communicate with the American people. These are difficult times, and thus it’s difficult to muster enough votes for DoD articles, as DoD funds are severely limited by decreasing revenue.

I’m positive that no American administrator intentionally aimed to keep the DoD articles out of the t5, merely it’s simply a lack of funds in the American budget.

That being said, I’m very excited to announce that Killah’s POTUS Cabinet has raised enough funds among us to buy 650 votes for each DoD article, and, as a result, they will always be in the top five for the remainder of Killah's term!

Thanks to the donators that made this possible!

1k USD - fingerguns
2.7k USD - Anonymous Donor
5k USD - Emdoublegee
10k USD - Anonymous Donor
10k USD - John Killah
10.3k USD - Duncan Crowe

Words from the POTUS: o7




As the term progress, the DoD will continue to work with a reduced budget and various other military issues.

We'll keep you posted!!

Signed,


Duncan Crowe
Secretary of Defense












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