[DMoF] Ministry of Finance Intro [DMoF]

Day 1,666, 10:50 • Published in India India • by Terciopelo
HELLO PEOPLE OF eINDIA!!!!

Look who is back to writing articles.....😃 Yes you got it right AWESOMOUS COOLIUS MAXIMUS PROBOLIUS 😃 😃

Well most of the people would be thinking why am I writing this article. So to clear out everyone's mind I am revealing that I have been appointed as your new Deputy of Finance Minister (DMoF)!!!!! 😃

I know that those of you here know me must be thinking how the hell i got this job, to that I got to say you all that I have got many internal connections.....😉 😃

Now back to why I have written this article, firstly to introduce the members of finance ministry of this term and secondly what basically we are gonna do (ROB eINDIA) 😃 😃

MEET THE MEMBERS OF THE FINANCE MINISTRY :



The Minister of Finance (MoF) is Gaurav12.

And the Deputy Minister of Finance (DMoF) is ofcourse MEE 😃 😃

The Advisors of Finance Ministry are Kismu and Sharry. They have been made advisors as they as EX-Finance Ministers with loads of skills and experience.


THE WORK WE DO :

What most of the people here think is that Mofs loot the common people (thats what i used to think myself).


But thats not what we do. Our job is to manage the whole financial budgets of the country. The basic things that we do are :

Firstly, we keep records of daily income earned by the country through the taxes collected through every eIndian citizen. With the help of this money we buy cheap foods and weapons in large quantities inorder to be dispatched to INDIANARMY PROGRAM, THE HUNGER GAMES PROGRAM & RETENTION PROGRAM. We also need to keep records of each and every purchase made, weps dispatched, foods dispatched, rates at which the foods and weps were bought, the seller information, salary and rewards distributed etc etc.



Inorder to get all these things done we have to do lots of calculations, maintain records and spend our valuable time while doing so.

So the next time when tax is deducted from your eJob salary and your sold products don't curse us for it but be happy as you are helping yourself and others too by it...😉 😃

That's enough for now...me too is out of words to continue this article more...😃

ALSO WISH AND PRAY THAT THE GERMANS DO WELL IN EURO 2012 AS THEY ARE THE BEST!!!
HAIL GERMANY!!!
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Signing off,
Yours Friendly,
Prabal [DMoF]