[Croatia] The Awful Truth Behind Lorenzo Santarelli
CyberAngelus
Dear friends and allies of Croatia o/
first of all, I apologize for taking some of your space with my newspaper!
Most of you don’t know me, nor you know the subject of the article. What is the subject of the article?
The subject is: Lorenzo Santarelli.
In the past two months, I’ve been the eItalian Country President, and he was my Minister of Foreign Affairs.
As my minister, he had three major tasks:
• Sending PM at the beginning of the month to congratulate with other CP for winning the elections
• Writing two articles (the first on the 15 of the month, the second at the end of the month) explaining to the eItalian the international situation
• Entartain relations with other countries by chatting around
This month, I decided to not run again for CP elections because i was tired and needed some rest, but, unfortunately, the elected CP decided to do nothing, so I’m basically keeping the office this month as well and i asked Lorenzo Santarelli to keep his job while we wait for a new CP (or the current one decides to start working).
Why am I writing this article then?
He didn’t write the article.
I’m not even beginning to tell you how many death threats i’ve been sending (via chat, game and cellphone) nor the ultimatums, nor other death threats, nor the insults, nor even the other more death threats.
He keeps fooling me around. He spends his days chatting with other MoFAs and Cps neglecting his job inside the country, updating people regarding the international situation.
Now, since death threats don’t seem to be working, i decided to move to another strategy:
I’m writing this article and publishing it in all the countries wich (for my knowledge) i know he has most friends in.
Don’t let him fool you guys. He’s a lazy mother fu***r and deserves nothing but punches and kicks.
To Lorenzo Santarelli: Let’s see if you write me the article now.
To anyone that is reading this article: Feel free to Send a PM to Lorenzo Santarelli, trying to convince him to do his job.
Comments
Hi from Italy o/
Buuuuuuuuuuh!
hahahaha cool comic bro 😃
Seems legit
o7
asd
LOL
lol
questa bara diventa sempre piu' affollata.
sicuro, quando si scrive in croazia si diventa matti. 😉
o7
Viva Berlusconi! XD
XD
forza Inter xD
ahahaha
i did my job:
http://prntscr.com/8qhcst
o7
I LOVE YOU!!! XD
everybody does
I did my job too, where is my money? 😃
You two should get a room.
I can beat the s**t out of him in the street too, i don't need him to be in a closed space
Mamma Mia