[Clan Wolf] Why you should join us.
Oinyo
Good day everyone!
I am going to be nice and honest here on why I want you to join Clan Wolf.
"Now in TL'DR bullets!!!"
1. We are a fun party that has a very colourful past and future.
2. We are number 6 in the countries parties and would like to see 5 or 4.
3. We offer additional content inside and outside of the game.
4. I will be running for CP again in the future and want you on my side!
5. We are extremely political motivated. Lots of drama to watch.
6. Our party is the best one.. Period.. This is why our clan name has a period at the end of it. We are the final one you should see before clicking join.
7.If we get in the top 4 I will personally stop this war against us. It will be stopped. Period. How? I am me. It will be done.
The man....
The legend..
The one you pray to at night..
The one you wish you were...
The mountain of molten lust...
Gods gift to all of humanity...
Utter and complete perfection wrapped up in the most lusted after human to ever be gifted to this planet..
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am a wolf in wolf's clothing.
~Oinyo
To join our great party please click the Wolf picture bellow and become part of us!
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Thank you for taking the time to read my article.
~Oinyo
Comments
Grade: D
Comments: Poor effort. Oinyo is a strange and troubled boy. He seems to wish to create his very own personal cult rather than a political party.
Recommendation: Not promoted to 5th rank.
Does this mean I can no longer sign you up to your daily cat facts subscription? 🙁
"On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life."
More cat facts please.
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.
When a cat chases its prey it runs.
When a man takes his dog hunting they shoot whatever it is, the dog brings it to his master and they take the damn thing home and cook it.
cults are way better than 'political parties' in this game anyways
"3. We offer additional content inside and outside of the game."
Zoom and enhance....
Oinyo Speciality Productions,
Sex Slave Housewives of Canada
*pfft*
we should find that video of him getting arrested...
now now. Don't be a cyber-bully. DMV will write an article about you hurting people's feelings.
But ballsack the truth hurts sometimes.. also after posting this I found the video..
The cartoon says it all, really. Even they can't tell which of them are sheep and which are the wolves in sheep's clothing.
Be a shepherd. Herd the sheep, shoot the wolves. Join MDP.
Be a sheep, follow mindlessly into another wipe. Same old, same old. Base ideas and agreements on speculation. All this you get from MDP. If you like critical thought and are up to actually changing this nation, join clan wolf! Otherwise, prepare yourself for maybe a momentary lapse into freedom or an extend wipe.
"Critical thought" lol.... more like magical thinking. Clan Wolf is for those of you sheep who still believe in fairy tales.
It's all good, the country needs helpless, naive children around which we can rally.
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haha those eyes >_>
o7