[CDN Embassy] Countering American Hate
Rylde
It seems we have a long way to go concerning Re-Broification if America's latest act against the Kings of the North is taken at face value.
Yesterday june 14th 2016
In a masterful move to sabotage the Canadian economy USA has suspended all trade in an effort to show there displeasure over so called slights against the American people.
Canada was trying to protect there natural resources when Neodymium was discovered in PEI and American companies applying for the right to extract the rare material were denied. It seems USA plans on making us pay the price for our lack of vision.
Were already starting to see the early stages that the American Embargo will have on there bros to the north as thousands flock to American fast food franchise resteraunts like mcdonalds and KFC. Canadian consumers willing themselves to having enough Big macs and Big crunchs to last the expected long trade blockade.
Unwittingly I think the USA has shot themselves in the foot on this one as a large percentage of Canadian business is foreign owned, mainly American owned. With the borders now beginning to shut down with little warning many American business owners are searching for answers and considering closing down Canadian expansions that will inflict millions of dollars in losses.
One has to look no farther than Targets failed expansion into Canada as an example of an American company taking heavy losses.
Unemployement and welfare are expected to cripple Canada in the short term while Exalted druids Govt scramble to save the economy. To be sure there will be losses on both sides in this economic war.
The only question is what will the Canadian Govt do to try and salvage the situation.
Today June 15th 2016
Today Canadian Country president Exalted Druid gave a moving speech to the Canadian and American people extolling the virtues of peaceful co-existence.
In detail he laid out the damage both financially and socially that will be caused to both nations through a prolonged trade dispute. He firmly decreed with pride that Canada would not retaliate with an official legal Embargo of its own even though all trade will be shut down regardless.
A sign to the American public that we understand your being ruled by fools and hotheads that overreact and see enemies around every corner.
In a surprising move the Canadian leader has also sent a treaty to our southern friends in an attempt to strengthen our relationship once and for all and put an end to these silly hostilities.
"Stop the suffering and sign the MPP USA" Exalted druid deafeningly cried out to the crowd of 10 or so CPF members.
Americans need to cry out for peace and prosperity if this proposal will have any chance of countering the hate that has infected the American Govt for to long.
There congressmen and Dictator need to know that there nation will no longer be held hostage by a group of self serving elites that have taxed its people almost into oblivion for years in the name of failed expansions into Asian area's like North korea.
After years of separation could this be the first big step towards working together once again?
Comments
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You were sober long enough to write something readable? The Americans have already won.. 🙁
Glory to you slapping around France.
Canada needs to sign a NAP with Albania as a FU to the French.
It's just lulz over a football match 😛
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The government of Canada is deeply sorrowed by the violence shown in the riot footage and we ask our citizens to try to remain calm.
Our scientists are working on creating our own Big Mac but as of yet have been unable to duplicate the total lack of nutrients and high fat levels found in the original American version.
Can I just point out that technically, Burger King is Canook owned and controlled. Which might explain our BK locally offering maple glazed donughts after cutting back the menu.
The Canooks have the advantage!
For the time being, we will have to settle for nuggets that are priced at $5 for 6 pieces and contain actual chicken.
As I recall, your chickens aren't steroid and Monsanto enhanced in a top secret government laboratory hidden under a day care center. You're still winning.
May I just suggest that you put a chemically enhanced sheet of kangaroo rat grease laden styrofoam between two mismatched buns, throw some genetically engineered "vegetables" on it and then see how it sells. To make it really unhealthy put some ARTIFICIAL maple syrup in the secret sauce. Push a truck load of cash towards Justin Beiber to endorse it and you have a money maker.
Oh, and don't forget to stamp "healthy" and "low trans fat" on the side of the brown cardboard box that you sell it in... and in really small print "lovingly assembled in Plague and Pestilence Laboratories, LLC by third-world slave and/or child labor."
Hey buddy. You done scraping the pudding off yet? (see video for details)
"There congressman". The Canadians can't even spell properly. Clearly shows how inferior their entire system is.
yeah, it's a bit of a rough read.
too bad he's the best propagandist Canada's got.. this could be fun if it weren't so easy.
tf is a CDN embassy? Cross Dressing Nerd?
Either way, you're putting the 'nada' in Canada xoxo
I still have not seen a better "Americans are fat" meme than the Thai "Amerifat" ones.
Mine are better.
krush kanada
Can we just nuke eCanada and be done with them?That would be the best option.
~hyuu~
yawn
get bent
Only over your backside
so you can eat shit? sure thing.
Nah sounds like you need some Canadian in you to plow that backside.
It's almost as if people forget the original enemy of the USA was Canada. Our very first war, and victory was literally stolen from our grasp by the Administrators.
geez, you're still around. I'm glad to see some old familiar faces again xD