[BestPCP] You Other Parties, Take Note...
Day 3,676, 11:24
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by WayneKerr
I swear to God BestPCP, what the f*ck is it with shit weather that suddenly makes every c*nt shit at driving? First of all, they pull out without looking and it's not hard to notice my car seeing as it's BRIGHT F*CKING YELLOW and is rather loud or they take offence at being overtaken on a merge lane and then attempt to force their way up my inside, bitch please, I'll be sticking you up the curb before you force me in to oncoming traffic...
As you can probably tell, this time of year not only makes me stressed out, it also makes me very angry. Which brings me on to the point of this article, having such a short fuse and an explosive temper makes me perfectly placed to become your next Party President.
What I Intend To Do
- Nominate Zaphod for CP
- Run a kickass Mongress Banter Raid team
- Shout at and mock the other parties
- Attempt to get Rusofil to become a Pirate
What moar do I need to do? You know the score, the other lads running are top notch, we once again have the most secure and may I add, most handsome list of nominees.
So all I'll say is Vote Wayne!
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vote me innit
No!
I shudder to think what your annual motor insurance premium is!
Luckily I live is a part of the UK (an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty) where youngsters in brightly coloured boy racer cars with defective silencers are extremely rare...
For the record - I drive a large silver Land Rover in a safe and measured manner in which I respect other road users. My insurance premium is extremely LOW - helped by my 12+ years of No Claims Discount and my IAM Roadsmart qualifications.
https://www.iamroadsmart.com/iam-business/services-courses
It's a limted edition Lexus, you know the luxury arm of Toyota, each Lexus dealership was each given one, so my car is one of either 48 or 52, I can't remember exactly. They are rather rare. Not really a boy racers car I'm afraid and seeing as I'm 30+ with a clean license and insured through a specialist insurance company, my premium is fine. Thanks for assuming...
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e4/93/f0/e493f0eb13d9655cd3c5f5f2d7638b74--innovative-products-pedal-cars.jpg
don't look like a Lexus to me.
This is why I no longer mind having a car. People round here drive like shit anyway, even when there isn't a single snowflake making driving even more hazardous. Then again, as a pedestrian, it's a daily game of survival against the school run brigade...
Peasant
Don't need one. Two big supermarkets within 10 mins walking distance, 15 mins into town, all my work clients are within walking distance so why bother with the expense?
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oh Appleby, you have been a catalyst for BestPCP's great year, we can't thank you enough.
predictably the only catalyst for ukpp governing has been the absence of anything else
You made it all possible
alas it seems even my failures have greater results than all yer best efforts Kerr!
oh indeed Applefag, I could never have managed to decimate my parties reputation and activity levels while at the same time raising them in what is essentially your parties only real rival, in such a way that your failure of leadership did.
It was quite masterful the way you managed to implode and not only destroy your own reputation but that of your party.
a tedious riposte, no doubt tupcp too boring an opposition
What opposition?
We talking about TUP and PCP. Even you didn't need to break a sweat in keeping them downtrodden, the lack of anything from them is like torture to me Applefag. Maybe it's all a cunning planning to bore us all to death so they can eventually return to being the powerbrokers.
tbh any thrall of jamesw was more boring than the last, merging with the eStalinists was the only interesting twist
in the absence of anything interesting happening these days just a race against the clock
can we at least have a banana? : (
even if your car seems to be one too : ((
all about the banana life bro.
have a nice banana sleep den 😘
It is the weather to blame for careless driving, yeah! Just got my car repainted after someone cut in front of me into a roundabout!
I’ll vote for bestPUP. BestPCP main problem is that we alienate dog lovers. I always felt like a stranger in bestPCP. But unicorns? Everyones loves unicorns. We need unicorns. We want unicorns.
Unicorns are love,, unicorns are life.
i'd say we were all planning on changing to bestPUP... I didn't spend 5 minutes in MSPaint for no reason!
Whilst dear old Wayne does have some good moments and his enthusiasm has contributed towards the current state of the eUK, I have to say that this kind of article leaves me a little cold.
I would say that 'having such a short fuse and an explosive temper' are pretty good reasons NOT to elect Wayne as Party President!
Ultimately the choice rest with the electorate - but to me this style of uncomfortable adolescent style leadership is uncomfortable. If you feel the same way, then the solid bastions of the UKRP remain a place where integrity, good manners, loyalty and hard work count for more than how much noise you can make or the imagined size of parts of your anatomy.
Come and join the eUK Party for the slightly more mature and discerning voter - the UKRP - still alive and well after 10 years of participation in eUK Government!
[/me braces for inevitable adolescent noise......]
Cert! I thought you are 'refined' and 'mature'?! What the hell is up with this abortion of a sentence: " but to me this style of uncomfortable adolescent style leadership is uncomfortable."
Maybe you need to safely drive that Land Rover of yours to the nearest grammar school.
Repetitive phrase is repetitive. 😉
Hmmmm - yes, that could be worded a little better....
Sorry, my copy checker does not work in the early hours of the morning. I will undertake to make better efforts to improve my written output!
Maybe put another jumper on Old Man, this time of year can be a killer for the likes of yourself and Sexa.
Thank fully, people in BestPCP are more intelligent and don't pay much attention to election advice from others. Now by all means, try and go for the older, more mature demographic, the player that wishes to come across as more gentlemanly, wiser and typical sensible. I would say it's a smart move, if the eUK had a fuller population. We are after all, competing for the same players, but what you fail to grasp, is that its not 2012 anymore, srs bsn politics is out the window, Players want entertainment, not to LARP at being a member of the House of Lords.
BestPCP are the only truly meritocratic party in the eUK, we don't care what you do in Real Life or the beliefs you hold outside of this digital world, all that matters is that you enjoy yourself in game and are active. Those that excel at both normally end up becoming an integral part of BestPCP.
Hey, I'man old man wearing an extra jumper. It's bloody cold! 😛
As soon as it snowed I parked my car and headed for the lounge bar of the Duck and Ferkin. I spent an extremely comfortable afternoon drinking by the fire chatting to Chloe the bar maid. As the last bell was rung I chanced my arm and invited Chloe to come back to mine, "Sorry Horice, there's no point I'm on my menstrual cycle" she responded. "No problem", I replied, "I completely understand you wouldn't want to risk that in the snow, I'll call us a cab!"
Horice 🚲
Now this, this is maturity!
Any debate that scores a Horice comment like that is clearly a WINNER!
Horice is a bro, he comments on all my articles.
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