We're #2! We're #2! VOTE POO TODAY

Day 5,177, 10:19 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


Players push pleasantly for POO power. Or do they? P is for POO-detta. 😉

My fellow citizens,

Are you feeling tired, sluggish and irritable with the game these days?

Defending medals in training wars got you wishing for a more satisfying experience?

Do you feel lethargic and worn down by the repetition of two-clicking for a faceless boss or bored with fighting in endless battles on the behest of our Supreme Leader and Glorious Overlord, CP Mann551?

Well it sounds like you need POO.



The Party of Opprobrium (POO) is the #2 party in Canada. We work hard to give you the relief you need.

Some good POO is all you need to get back to yourself, and be the best eCanadian you can be.



Our congress members will ensure that things are lively, fun and give you the in-game satisfaction you have been struggling to achieve.

The bigger the POO congress team, the better you will feel.

We may not be #1, but we all know that #2 is more satisfying!

On the 25th, vote for POO.



I know you have it in you.

Love and kisses,
Roger


This article was not edited from its original version to conform to decree 315 of Supreme Leader and Generous Overlord (SLGO), CP Santa Mann551, which prevents criticism of the SLGO—because he knows that POO is good for everyone.