RGR's top 10 secrets...
Trekker Tlumac
Well I heard that Ajay likes Leno more than Letterman, so this is dedicated to him.
10. Dictatorship wasn't his first dream in life. His first dream was to be back up dancer for Miley Cyrus, but found that he could not twerk well enough.
(Just another casualty to the twerk)
9. After each failed PTO attempt he curls up on a couch and eats a pound of chocolate.
8. He had an imaginary girlfriend once; she left him too due to irreconcilable differences.
7. He used to be an adventurer, until he took an arrow to the knee.
(Ouch! That had to sting...)
6. Read the Art of War, but did not understand where the art came in.
5. He often feels like the Aquaman of eUSA
(Special, but in a pointless sort of way.)
4. Once created his own private kingdom made out of Legos, sadly the denizens revolted
3. The saddest day of his life was not when he lost his first party; it was when his Hogwarts letter did not come.
2. He lists his favorite book as “Go spot, go.”
(I guess he found "ABC, 1 2 3" too allegorical.)
And the #1 secret that RGR wanted to share is....
His favorite cologne is “Flopsweat and Failure” by Jersey Shore
Song link http://youtu.be/wV1FrqwZyKw
(Born this Way -Lady Gaga)
Comments
Leno!!!
I think the point is pretty straight forward, as only Leno can do... xD
This is hilarious dude o/
Number eight is the best.
Voted.
10/10 would read again!
Actually my first GF was in 2nd grade. Her name was Jill. 😉
We used to kiss too. It was super sweet... and she was taller than me, bcz I'm pimp like that 😉
I am glad to see you liked the article... I noticed however, that you did not vote it up. It would greatly be appreciated. I am sure you adorning public is just reeling at a chance to read up on your secrets. As well as hear about your teacher kissing you in the 2nd grade. (Which is creepy, by the way, not cute) 🙂
Oh, my 2nd grade teacher, Miss Kramer was a BABE. She was 27 then which makes her a smoking hot cougar now! But no, Jill was/is my age. 😉
O.O I am not sure whether to laugh or cry at that delusion. I shall do both...
Feds are Awesomesauce
I wonder if Jill would like you now? Oh wait, you work for Ted Cruz. I think I can guess based on that.
lol
loooooooooooooooooooool .u rock man /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/
Leno style, big V