Plato Plays - part 2 [PART 3 available!]

Day 1,331, 12:06 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by Squall Leonheart
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We're back with "Who wants to be a millionaire?" and Plato, who has won 1,000$ so far. He only has 1 lifeline left though - the phone call. The list of friends for the call are:
Aristotle
Socrates
Confucius
Romper
admin
Ronald McDonald

Host: "Plato, are you ready? The questions will get harder and harder. Concentrate, here is the 2,000$ question."



*long silence*
Host: "Plato, anything? What are you doing?"
Plato: "I am trying to solve f(x)=-8x^2+13/2x-47=0, but it doesn't really help controlling the market."
Host: "Nice one. What about superproduction?"
Plato: "Oh, this is too complicated to do, you have to change production formulas and actually do stuff, work. It ain't that as well."
Host: "Good point! We are down to B and D."
Plato: "I'll risk it all. I'll go with D and I don't care if players will notice - after all this makes the game work properly."
Host: "Incredible, you have very good intuition. That's the correct answer!"

Host: "Time for question #7 and 4,000$"
Plato: "That's more than 8,500 gold! GREAT!"



Plato: "I think either A or C... But I'm gonna cheat and use 50:50 again."
Host: "But you can't, you alrea..."
Plato: "I CAN! I AM PLATO! ACTIVATE THE COMPUTER!"
Host: "Um... um... ok. Let's help plato and see which two answers will remain here."



Plato: "Oh, what a shock... OK, I don't know what fairplay means, but I guess this has to be the answer, "stupid" just doesn't fit in this explanation. I play - answer D."
Host: "Well, considering you che... Never mind, great answer - you won 4,000$! Are you ready for 8,000$?"
Plato: "I am always ready for 16,000 gold more!"



Plato: "What the f***? How should I know that? I will use my lifeline - I'll call Ronald McDonald."
Host: "Well, bad luck. You can use your lifeline, but wouldn't it be more suitable to call admin?"
Plato: "As you know, I don't listen to people. Dial Ronald."
Host: "OK... Let's see if Ronald McDonald can help Plato!"
...
...
Hello?
Host: Hi Ronald, this is "Who wants to be a millionaire?" and we are playing with Plato!"
Ronal😛 Oh, hi! Great to hear from you.
Host: "We have no time to waste, so - you know the rules, 30 seconds, 4 answers - only one is correct. Go!"
Plato: "Hi Mister Big Mac, log on to google.com and search for erepublik countries, 25 secs remaining!"
Ronal😛 "Ooooh... searching..."
Plato: "5 seconds dude!"
Ronal😛 "I think it's sixty-n..."
Host: "I think he started saying sixty just before the line was closed."
Plato: "Yes... but this could mean a lot, doesn't it? A lot is more than 10, so it's possible answer... Screw Ronald, he is stupid!"
Host: "Yess, but I think he started saying sixty-n... What does this say to us?"
Plato: "He probably tried explaining the letter of the answer... hm, if he said six-nine, this could be six minus nine which is -3, so the third letter of the alphabet is C... Let's go with C, I risk it all!"
Host: "What a genuis. You keep shocking me, 8,000$ for Plato! Time for #9."



Plato: "Ha-ha-ha... answer D is laughable! LOL!"
Host: "Why so funny?"
Plato: "Are you serious? Of course it's funny!"
Host: "..."
Plato: "This is easy, it's A. To conquer Europe you need to win 1 million and a multi-farm makes much more than what you can afford with my winnings so far. Answer A!"
Host: "...correct!"

Host: "But now, it's time to make a little break for the commercials. Don't change the channel, we'll be right back!"

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