New eReligion?

Day 3,856, 06:19 • Published in Canada Australia • by Lawkee

Hello everyone! 🙂

I recently came across something quite interesting. With all the new spiritual movements taking place, one recently surfaced and it has fully caught my attention. It is about a new religion for the endowed ladies. Hmmmmm! Seems like a good place to bring it up.



The religion is called Adonitology, named after a man who calls himself the Prophet Adonis. He claims that on Jan 3rd. 1996 he was visited by an Angel, the Holy Spirit (who is a curvaceous bottom diety *big sigh😉 and Christ to form a religion for women with curves and to write a Holy Book for them, which is called the Book of Adonai.



And he has done it again by commissioning the Twerk praise dance as one of the official dances of worship during the praise service at the church of Adonitology. According to him, the Twerk praise dance is a stress reliever for women with the curvy bottom. Twerk praise dance is the act of twerking to spiritual/positive music.



After reading all this I have one question: HOW DO YOU JOIN?!?! Heh 😃


P.S. I'm going to create a new eReligion based on this. It's gonna be called Lawkeeism and we're gonna worship Temujin's butt. Who wants to join? 😛