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How Hard is your Horn?

Day 5,175, 10:52 • Published in Canada Albania

• by Roger Griswald

Hammers harden the harness of hope. Or do they? H is for humour-detta. 😉

My fellow citizens,

I speak humbly for the headlong.

We are no mere hagglers of hardship, heading for hedonism (sadly). Our aims are higher; to hear the populi haloed on high.

Harden yourself, numberless heroes, for the hammers of many shall harm any hostile haters who halt our happy path.

Is HOPE the hymn of our horde?

Nah, it’s hammy hilarity.

Hear the hardened hails for humour. Heed the horn of hammy hilarity.

Are you hard for ham? Join us. The game needs more ham.

Love and kisses,
Roger

This article has been h-edited from its original version to conform to he-cree 315 of Supreme Leader and Generous Overlord (SLGO), CP Santa Mann551, which prevents criticism of the SLGO.