Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 3]
Day 2,282, 09:01
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hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests".
Listen to some background music!
A nice quote I want to share!
"The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living!"
Marcus Tullius Cicero
"The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living!"
Marcus Tullius Cicero
But before starting the actual topic, have a look at this one...
Immigration Office of the United States of America
Tiriumski, Citizen of Brazil
"Fourth try. Last time it got canceled because Cork changed ownership."
Congressman: Dear Tiriumski, maybe you should move to another more safe region so the possibility of a sudden change of the ownership won't exist anymore. Anyway, I don't see good reasons in accepting your request. Sorry.
pettersonsantos, Citizen of Brazil
"I did not want to be Brazilian, wanted to be American, if I am accepted I will be a great American military will fight hard to win the world already know much of this game! In Brazil's economy is very bad and different from the U.S. (Super power). So I ask please accept me I will give my maximum to help the U.S.!"
Congressman: Hello pettersonsantos, when you decided playing that game 10 days ago, why didn't you just sign up for the USA? Furthermore I am not sure, how you wanna be a "great American military". And I am really interested how you wanna win the world yourself.
mustafaeren1907, Citizen of Turkey
"I want to join you in my country, I'm sick of what you've done"
Congressman: Hi, what the fuck. Rejected.
Immigration Office of Hungary
Joulupukki, Citizen of the United Kingdom
"I am starting to go on a world tour and try to get as much CS as I can. Would you plesae approve my request!? Thanks"
Congressman: Hello, I wonder if you're a musician? We can't approve millions of new citizens, so we kinda need to sort out the best fitting one. Your reason is just not good enough. But if you'd make a concert for us... we could think about it again?
Immigration Office of Poland
Krisfor, Citizen of Chile
"hello friends... i am traveling in to friends allies countrsy to fight in ther side o/"
Congressman: Well, you can also fight for us by moving the region. Just for your information.
oblatenmann, Citizen of USA
"Hi Congress. I want steal as much as you. I like polish way of life. Make me polish so I can help you conquer Europe."
Congressman: Hello oblatenmann, your request is kinda racist. Do you think you're getting our attention by being dumb?
Immigration Office of Philippines
El Grande Penis 2, Citizen of Serbia
"......................................................"
Congressman: Hello, I am not sure what you wanna tell us by using lots of dots. Can you express your wish in another way?
Immigration Office of Chile
Mulrich, Citizen of USA
"Hello, I am a new player and would love to join this country! Thanks! "
Congressman: You should start over again if you've so much trouble being a eUS citizen.
Black Venom, Citizen of Bulgaria
"Hi guys I would like to apply for citizenship, because my coutry is invaded. "
Congressman: Hello Black Venom, what will happen if we're going to be invaded? Will you leave us, too? There is no trust in your acting. So why should we be accepting your citizenship request?
micks90, Citizen of Poland
"Hello, i need your help with bonus
🙂and least 50 characters
🙂"
Congressman: I need less: Rejected.
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New series of Funny Citizenship Requests
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2375403/1/20
Vote, shout & subscribe, please.
For shouting. 🙂
voted for the end pic 😃
It's a good one 😃
Who is she?)
haha, she's a google girl 😃
No name?) You are not prepared to write articles 🙂 You must know each girl on your posts both in face and in boobs)
haha
I know I'm like two weeks late answering this, but I've not been around two weeks and I just started trawling your awesome citizenship requests articles ( XD ), but that's Arielle Kebbel from her '04 shoot in Maxim.
The more you know. 🙂
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Yeah
😃
Voted
Thanks man!
v+s o7
Thank you!
nice. 🙂
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Thanks Charlie. I miss you on TAAHM!
"I want to join you in my country, I'm sick of what you've done"
lol wat
but good series, i remember some stuff when I was minister of interior too, some people are weird xD
also vote
Yea, I seriously didn't know what he wanted 😃
Are you Sirius?!
Good idea for an article. You got my vote.
Yea, thank you. If you subscribe my article, you'll have more of this. 😉
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Voted
Voted; waiting fot another one.
There will be another one next week probably.
I lol'd o/
Very good. 😁
I once accidentally applied for Chinese cs when they had some S.American regions, it was that time they were using S.America to help EDEN allies in Europe. I can't even remember which country was my original target for cs. So when I realized I'd applied for Chinese by mistake, I pm'd one of their congressmen and asked him to "cancel" my request -- you can't actually do that btw, which I didn't know at the time. Unfortunately he didn't know that wasn't possible either, cue about three day's worth of correspondence between him and me and [apparently] him other Chinese congresspersons from his party looking for the "cancel citizenship request" button pffft. Then ONE RW'd the S.American region back and the request was terminated automatically.
Voted o/
Funny story, bro. Especially last sentence is nice to know. There is still no possibility to cancel requests. Actually that would be really good as there are lots of requests made by mistake...
Thanks for your comment and vote.
and of course, all citizenship requests MUST go through the off-site non-game mechanical system
All joking aside, El Grande Penis 2 is an awesome erep name.
Yeah, his name is really good 😃
lol, nice pics too 🙂 voted!
thanks man
Lol , the turkish player killed it : D
"Hello oblatenmann, your request is kinda racist." How do you know that he is not white?
wtf. racismn is not just about the color of skin!
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/racism
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/chauvinism
good you showed me that links. do you know what's written there?
Yes, definitions of racism and chauvinism, so you can see the difference.
I know the difference. I absolutely don't know what this is about chauvinism. Furthermore, racism is still not just about a color of skin. So what's your deal man?
Well, I see the point about chauvinism you meant. But I was talking about something different. I was talking about his prejudices he wrote there.
I just wanted to say that i doubt his request was racist, because he is probably Caucasoid, and Poles are Caucasian ("white"), hence his request was chauvinist, not racist (probably).
I see your point dude. But I was referring to something different. Let me explain. I am German... in Germany there are lots of prejudices about any kind of stupid things... one prejudice is that "Polish are thiefs. They're always stealing". If there is a foolish guy like that oblatenmann, I don't think he's a chauvinist but a racist. Get my point? I think, this "Citizenship Request" can be seen in two different angles.
I agree. Nice article btw 🙂
Thanks man! Was a good talking!
v+s
thanks man
v+s (had to defeat a wild captcha for that 😛 )
Btw when did you write your article, since; well you know how it ended. Or was the last part of the congressman quote just for fun? (-:
I wrote that article before talking to you 😉