CLICKBAIT TITTIES
Aeriadne
*ahem*
CHRIS STANWICK
HE
AIN'T SO SLICK
HE'S GOT
A STICK
UP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
A BEE LINE
TO BORED MINDS
HE OPINES
ON OLD VINES
WITH SOUR GRAPES JUST
SPITTIN' SOME SEEDS
SOIL FOR THE WEEDS
SITTIN' IN CONGRESS
MAKIN' NO PROGRESS
JUST TWO CLICKIN'
POST REPLYIN'
NO FLYIN'
HIGH IN
THE SKY
FOR
CHRIS
STAN
WICK
AIN'T NO
JOHN WICK
QUICK TO DERIDE THE RIDE OF
IMAGINATION
TAKES A NUMBER FOR THE LINE AT THE
PLANTATION
OF THE UNFUN
UNSUNG
AWFUL PLACE
WHERE CASH CLICKS
MEANING SLIPS TO
DEEP SPACE
THE RACE TO ERASE ALL
CONTRIBUTIONS
TO ALIGN WITH HIS DESIGN OF
INSTITUTIONS
IS TOO QUICK
STANWICK
TO FLICK AWAY WHAT COULD BE GREAT
MIGHT BE WASTEFUL
COULD HAVE MEANING
MIGHT BE TASTEFUL
OR DISGRACEFUL
SO GRACEFUL
THIS PLACE AIN'T FULL IF YOU DID NOT KNOW
I'M GRATEFUL THAT SOME STILL
STICK AROUND
TO DICK AROUND
WITH LANA THE CLICKBAIT
AND PLATO THE FATAL
LIKE IT'S BACK IN THE HEY DAY
THO
THEY DON'T
SEEM
TO
KNOW
THAT
THAT STICK
THAT THICK STICK
THAT SLICK UP THE QUICK BEHIND
RIND OF
ROMANIAN PROGRAMS
AND FARCICAL ALLIANCE HODOWNS
THAT ONE THAT STILL PROTRUDES SO RUDE FROM THAT SIMPLE DUDE NAMED
STANWICK?
is in all of you
blame middletopia
Comments
amen
welcome back
Naw
I'll admit, I'm impressed.
I have the weirdest boner right now
After this reading, I must endorse Chris Stanwick: poetry sucks.
Dude right?
lol. awesome.
it really was the most fun I've had reading an article in a long time.
10/10
Get me unbanned from the forum bro
fuckin lol
Aramec!
Come back you stud!
Aramec. I miss you so hard brother.
Good, rise, my new young apprentice.
o7
bodacious
hay gurl
DADDY
Nice
Well that's some media 🙂
\o/
Chris was right. Poetry does suck, and slam poetry is not quality poetry. 🙂
Despite that, A+ for your photoshop skills and the GIF at the end. I was entertained.
Uhm, I think the boobzilla is not shopped.
u r right
NO TITTIES, NO VOTE.
Oh hey, this one actually has a Bobzilla in it
Put two in and only one comes out Stanwick!
who was that hot chick u always used
Susan Coffey
i'm here for that GIF at the end
what the... oh,jees.
well, hey.
Hey.