1st Glorious RC of the Sixth Age

Day 5,119, 12:05 • Published in USA USA • by What A Guy


And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound.
— guy I met on the subway

Comrades,

The unthinkable has happened. In the last moments before today's election, the botnet known laughably as the United States Workers Party recruited a number of known felons in order to equal the membership of the Socialist Freedom Party, and through the inscrutable calculus of the gods, thereby dumped us into sixth place and out of the Congress. We will spend this month preparing for our inevitable resurgence.

Today I reestablish Year Zero of the Mass Line, and with it, the First Glorious Revolutionary Committee of the Sixth Age. This month's membership will be:

Assigned voting members:
- shiloh13
- PimpDollaz
- RF Williams
- What A Guy

Additional voting members:
- Leon Gutierrez
- MaryamQ
- MollyMock
- Salty
- TheePostman
- PilotPhil (also co-treasurer)
- T.J. SCOTT (also co-treasurer)

Non-voting members:
- Camarada Guerrero
- Goxi HN
- Kliment Voroshilov 1917
- Ray Gunn
- TheNorm

Long live the SFP revolution!

XO,
Chairman What A Guy